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[inomnetempus]

[Before an image even appears on the screen, you can hear a young woman's irate voice.]

Honestly, how do these things even...oh, damn it all.

[The video flickers and shakes a bit as if someone has grabbed a hold of Cambot and is around two seconds away from throttling it. The young woman is stunningly beautiful and very pale with spiky dark hair and a set of big golden eyes. She also currently looks less than pleased about her current situation - seriously, anyone who comes across her will be throttled?]

If there is anyone out there who knows where I am, I would be much obliged if you helped a girl out.

[There's a sweet note in her voice that is belied by the thunderous look in her eyes.]

Very obliged.

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[sailorlaughter]

[Suddenly pony]

You're on the Satellite of Love! In SPACE! See? [She points to the nearest window.] Don't worry, it's WAY more fun than it sounds! And it sounds pretty fun too, don't you think? Oh, I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome! [And here's a cupcake on a platter. She's experimenting with platters now.]

[inomnetempus]

[...Alice doesn't believe in hallucinations. Besides, only humans would do that anyway.]

...

[That still doesn't mean that she doesn't quite know what to make of the fact that a pink pony is telling her that she's in outer space.]

[sailorlaughter]

Here's your super-special Welcome to the Satellite Cupcake! [leeeeeeeean] So, what's your name? Ooooh, do you want me to guess it? I bet I can!

[inomnetempus]

[What is this even.]

Alice.

[She puts her fists on her hips, glancing at the cupcake.] Considering I haven't slept in decades, I'm going to assume I'm not dreaming which means that you're real...which means that this has suddenly gotten much more odd.

[sailorlaughter]

Yeppy-deppy! [She gets that a lot.] I'm as real as real can BE! You can ask Twilight or Rarity or Princess Luna, they're all talking ponies too!

[inomnetempus]

[What.]

I... [Alice rolls her eyes to the ceiling and glares at it] I take it that this is Emmett's idea of a joke.

[sailorlaughter]

Mmmmmm...nope, sorry! No Emmetts up here! There might be some OTHER people you know, though! Wanna check?

[inomnetempus]

[Okay, well that might relevant to her interests. And she's just going to ignore the fact that she can't sense any of them and their her future-telling seems to be broken.]

And how exactly would I do that?

[sailorlaughter]

Welllllllll...who're you looking for?

[inomnetempus]

Cullens or Hales?

[Strange how quickly one gets used to talking to a pony.]

[sailorlaughter]

Nope! Sorry! I know EVERYBODY up here, and there's no Hales or Cullens!

[...wait a second]

Welllll...actually, there WAS a Cullen in that book we read before! But not here!

[inomnetempus]

[Well, a character in a book isn't going to be much help right about now.] Wonderful.

Well, I guess a girl will have to make do.

[sailorlaughter]

Sorry. People don't find their friends up here too often. I was here for ages before anypony I knew showed up!

...oh, but it's not SO bad! Everybody else up here is really, really nice!

[inomnetempus]

Anypony...

We'll see. [Right, she'll see how much people are going to like finding out they have a vampire in their midst. Sigh.]