XVII

[punsofiron]

[Bang.

Bang!

BANG!

Cambot just caught Liz crashing through the door of her room, breaking the door down and staggering in the air a moment before catching Cambot's eye.]

Where the hell is he?

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[itsjustthebots]

[One of the bots pops up...and he looks like a Pokemon that most closely resembles a squat, crimson pig.]

I'm right here, sweetie!

[punsofiron]

[The bird's givin' you a flat look at that, Servo.]

Not you. Harvey! Where did he go? I swear to God I'm going to give him what for.

[itsjustthebots]

Aww, he blew you off? What a jerk! You should come hang with the Tommeister instead. I can really...snerk...bring home the bacon!

[punsofiron]

Stop being such a ham, Servo! This is serious; Mister Finevoice could be in a lot of trouble!

[itsjustthebots]

*Snnrk!* - I can't help being a ham right now, ho-hoo!

Trouble, you say? I hope he doesn't emboaress himself!

[sailorlaughter]

Welllllll...90s Kid is probably still in the pond, and I think Kaldur's down there too! Last time I saw Maes was at breakfast this morning, so I dunno where he is, but if you're looking for Riku, he's probably in the recreation deck! I can check the fridge if you want too, though! And I'm pretty sure I saw Sora or Roxas or Xion running around the theatre deck...

[Pinkie doesn't know who Liz wants? JUST TELL HER WHERE EVERYONE IS]

[punsofiron]

[Typical Pinkie Pie.]

And Harvey? Have you seen him?

[sailorlaughter]

[She brightens.] Ooooh, yeah! He was going through the Earth vs. Soup stuff in the...no, wait. That was Crow. I guess not, then.

Why don't you just call his Cambot if you're looking for him? I bet IT totally knows!

[punsofiron]

I haven't seen him on any of the cambots...

I swear when I get my hands on that bird I'm gonna--[her wings ruffle a little in irritation]

[sailorlaughter]

[Innocent headtilt] You're gonna what? Oooh, is it a surprise? I LOVE surprises!

[fatedcircle]

Why are you asking us?

[punsofiron]

You're more likely to have seen a soon-to-be-dead crow than I have, that's why.

[fatedcircle]

Killing him isn't going to solve anything.

[punsofiron]

Alright, alright, just a Gibbs slap, ya caught me.

Seriously, have you seen Mister Finevoice?

[fatedcircle]

(Like I'd really tell you, with the way this started?)

No. I haven't.

[buildingproblem]

The one armed man or the guy who took Harrison Ford's family?

[punsofiron]

The mobster bird.

[Sorry if she's not too up for your jokes atm Harry. SHE HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH THAT BIRD.]

[thirteenth_brat]

If you mean Harvey, he seemed kind of concerned about that glitch thing...

[punsofiron]

...Lemme guess. He went after it?

[thirteenth_brat]

It's possible. Why? Does that sound like something he'd do?

[punsofiron]

It sounds EXACTLY like something he'd do. And I think that's why he locked me in here.

[milliondollarpipes]

[Well. That was...actually a little bit anticlimactic. Harvey's sore all over and he's got a splitting headache, but he's still able to walk back to Liz's room under his own power, which is more than he expected. He's pretty sure Iron's more than pissed enough to make up the difference by now. Not that he doesn't deserve it...]

HARVEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY -

[He stops, turning to look in the direction of the sound - and suddenly finds himself flat on his back, pinned by a Clefairy with eyes that could NOT have really just been glowing red.]

YOU BROKE A PROMISE! APOLOGIZE TO LIZ RIGHT NOW!

[The fact that he was just about to go do that isn't really as relevant as ohgoddemonponyattack. Harvey struggles to toss off Pinkie, who is about the same size as he is right now.] Are you crazy? Get offa me!

[punsofiron]

[...well she wasn't expecting THAT.]

[milliondollarpipes]

[Harvey's somewhere between infuriated at being attacked like that and not even wanting to engage a pink puffball in an argument. He shuts his eyes and takes a few deep breaths before continuing - even he's pretty sure that anyone who curses at the pony is going to hell.]

I can't apologize to anyone while you're SITTING ON ME.

[punsofiron]

[And now it's just getting funny. She'll accept this as her revenge.]

You okay Harvey?