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[Wandering around, looking more irritated than lost.] Geez, this crap again?

Man, can't be that place, though. Thought we took care of that. 'sides, nothin's attacked yet. And couldn't've gotten here without Senpai. Unless...

[Growls and slams a fist against the wall.] Damn stupid bear! It's gotta be his fault! HEY! You better show yourself or I'll beat the stuffing outta you when I find you!

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Hey! What'd bears ever do to you?

Not "bears", just one bear. And, let me tell ya, he's a pain in the...

[Wait.]

...who are you?

Oh, well if it's one bear, some bears can just be jerks.

I'm Crow T. Robot! Who're you?

Damn right! He won't even let me touch his fur!

Kanji Tatsumi. And... um... what are you?

Who knows, maybe it's a jerk bear thing.

I'm a robot, of course!

Oh, right, of course. Silly me. [ :| ]

You know, what with the name Crow T. Robot and all.

So, have you been helped?

What's it look like?

I'mmmmmm gonna guess no!

Good guess.

Now tell me what the hell's going on here.

Okay! Wellll, you're currently on a satellite orbiting earth! We call it the Satellite of Love! It's controlled by these two mad scientists back down on earth, where they force us to read terrible stories! But, you riff on them, and it keeps you from going insane. Also, lotta weird stuff happens around here.

And that's the hell going on.

...yeah, like I believe that.

Oh, and what would be believable to you?

[Okay, got him there. He's seen stranger things.] ...fine. What kinda weird stuff?

Well there's the normal weird stuff, like all those clones of Tom Servo hanging around, or the fact that there's unicorns around here now! Then there's the weird weird stuff, like when we were all sparkling, or when some people grew to like ten feet tall, or when there were space whales!

Okay. Whatever you say.

Yoooooou'll see, I suppose!

Guess so.

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