(no subject)

[crafty_punk]

[Wandering around, looking more irritated than lost.] Geez, this crap again?

Man, can't be that place, though. Thought we took care of that. 'sides, nothin's attacked yet. And couldn't've gotten here without Senpai. Unless...

[Growls and slams a fist against the wall.] Damn stupid bear! It's gotta be his fault! HEY! You better show yourself or I'll beat the stuffing outta you when I find you!

Comments

[itsjustthebots]

Hey! What'd bears ever do to you?

[crafty_punk]

Not "bears", just one bear. And, let me tell ya, he's a pain in the...

[Wait.]

...who are you?

[itsjustthebots]

Oh, well if it's one bear, some bears can just be jerks.

I'm Crow T. Robot! Who're you?

[crafty_punk]

Damn right! He won't even let me touch his fur!

Kanji Tatsumi. And... um... what are you?

[littlesun]

[A curious puppy shows up on Cambot and barks three times for hello. It's a new person! He's glad he learned Ven's name, because now he can't call Ven the blond boy any longer. Though...it looks like he could tell this one apart from Ven anyway.]

[Chibi whines questioningly. Why is this guy punching the walls?]

[crafty_punk]

[It's a... puppy? That's new. Kanji calms down a bit, though.] Um. Hey, pup. You can't talk, can you?

[littlesun]

[Chibi shakes his head. He guesses he won't be much help, since he just got here himself, but the guy seems a lot nicer now that he's calmed down.]

[crafty_punk]

You can understand me, though, huh?

[colorbymemory]

[Cautiously answering the Cambot recording.]

I haven't seen any bears here...

[crafty_punk]

Guess he'd be pretty hard to miss. Guess this isn't where I think then? Unless he's hangin' out at Junes or something.

...

So, you know what's going on here?

[colorbymemory]

[Oh good, he's calmed down.]

Junes?

[She hasn't heard of that.

She, can however, help with some basic information.]

This is the Satellite of Love. Nobody's quite sure how they got here--except for Mike and the robots--but there's two mad scientists trying to see if they can drive people crazy with bad literature. They send up something every week, and three people have to read it, but usually end up making fun of it.

[crafty_punk]

...what, what? You're joking, right? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!

[sailorlaughter]

We don't have any bears up here, silly! But we have a platypus! And CUPCAKES! [Here's one for you now, in fact.] Welcome to the Satellite! My name's Pinkie Pie, what's yours?

[crafty_punk]

[Ohgod, it's a talking pony. With a cupcake. ...and, aww, it's adorable.] ...what?

[sailorlaughter]

[She stares at him for a second, then slowly headtilts.] ...what what?

[crafty_punk]

It's just... I...

...

Can you repeat that?

[dadandgone]

I've heard a lot of theories about how people got here.

Stupid bear is a first.

[crafty_punk]

You don't know this bear.

[dadandgone]

Is it smarter than the average bear?

[Strangely enough, Maes does not realize he is making a reference to a cartoon]

[punsofiron]

[Liz, on the other hand, totally catches the reference and grins knowingly.]

Guess I should keep a sharp eye on my pic-a-nic basket.

1/2

[crafty_punk]

Hell no!

[crafty_punk]

...'cept he can talk. Guess that's somethin'.

[fatedcircle]

...A bear.

[crafty_punk]

Yeah. A bear. Seen 'im?

[fatedcircle]

No, but I've seen ponies.