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[buildingproblem]

[A rather dashing unicorn is just staring at the camera. Wait, did I say dashing? I meant disgruntled. Very disgruntled.]

I want it officially known that I am not paid enough for this. Also, why am I a unicorn? I am not in any sense of the word a maiden.

I'd ask to speak to the management, but really, I think they're still sore over the puns.

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[acceptedburden]

If it is any consolation, you are not the only male unicorn aboard the SoL at the moment. [Kaldur has a very magnificent horn after all]

Although, I believe the myth you are referring to is more about the unicorn attracting maidens or being attracted to them, not necessarily that the unicorns themselves are such.

[buildingproblem]

Well, I guess we can always compare horns.

I'm aware, but because of that myth unicorns have been typecast as being a feminine topic in society, and my fragile male ego can't survive the blow of association. Or it might just be I keep banging my horn on things.

[acceptedburden]

[He doesn't comment on that, but you can tell he gets the joke because he smirks slightly]

Well, you were rather tall as a human...I am guessing that translated into your current form and is not quite helping with an added foot or so?

[buildingproblem]

Oh, very nice. That's exactly the sort of rationalization I needed.