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[buildingproblem]

[A rather dashing unicorn is just staring at the camera. Wait, did I say dashing? I meant disgruntled. Very disgruntled.]

I want it officially known that I am not paid enough for this. Also, why am I a unicorn? I am not in any sense of the word a maiden.

I'd ask to speak to the management, but really, I think they're still sore over the puns.

Comments

[wavesinherheart]

Well, I'd assume male unicorns would have to exist somewhere?

[buildingproblem]

The fairy tales never seem to go into that sort of detail, and the real ones aren't the sort you get close enough to to ask.

[wavesinherheart]

I've known the type.

[optimistickey]

Why would all unicorns have to be girls?

[buildingproblem]

They don't. I'm just venting some wounded male ego by indulging in stereotypes.

[optimistickey]

...Oh. [Sora doesn't exactly get it.]

[shortpants_knight]

My understanding about the ponies is that unicorns are magic users.

[buildingproblem]

...Damn, that actually explains it. Well, I feel a little better now at least.

[icanhastail]

The management's always sore about something, might as well give them something that's fun for you!

[buildingproblem]

Now that's a policy I can get behind.

[icanhastail]

You could say they're not being very neigh-borly.

[eyeofwildtiger]

Do you have the tendency to stab things?

[buildingproblem]

No, that's my friend. I usually just set things on fire.

[eyeofwildtiger]

No idea, then.

[virtualunknown]

I've been working on that. Why anyone has become what they are. Supposedly, as someone mentioned previously, it has to do with magic. That doesn't seem to be a steadfast rule, though. [He taps his own horn with a hoof.]

[buildingproblem]

Maybe it's like everything else here, because someone finds it funny.

[virtualunknown]

Oh, more than likely.

[punsofiron]

[She's not smirking, nope. Not at all.]

[buildingproblem]

You're smirking.

[punsofiron]

Now why would I do that?

[acceptedburden]

If it is any consolation, you are not the only male unicorn aboard the SoL at the moment. [Kaldur has a very magnificent horn after all]

Although, I believe the myth you are referring to is more about the unicorn attracting maidens or being attracted to them, not necessarily that the unicorns themselves are such.

[buildingproblem]

Well, I guess we can always compare horns.

I'm aware, but because of that myth unicorns have been typecast as being a feminine topic in society, and my fragile male ego can't survive the blow of association. Or it might just be I keep banging my horn on things.

[acceptedburden]

[He doesn't comment on that, but you can tell he gets the joke because he smirks slightly]

Well, you were rather tall as a human...I am guessing that translated into your current form and is not quite helping with an added foot or so?

[skysmirror]

Unicorns can't be boys?

[This is news to her.]

[buildingproblem]

Unicorns can be boys shortstuff, just some boys don't want to be unicorns.