Mads Call #6

[itsjustthemads]

[Frank comes onscreen, holding a microphone. He looks mighty pleased with himself.]

Oh wow, this is such great week for me! Why’s that, you may ask? Well, to answer that, I’ve prepared a little song!

[Frank sits down, and prepares his microphone. Then, he sings...]

Ohhhhh...
I may be evil, I may be mad,
But some cute things will make me glad!
Since the day I was booorn,
I’ve longed for my own unicorn!

Prancing through rainbow streams,
Poking little duckling dreams,
With their sparkly, pointy horns~
Yes, I am fond of unicorns!

Those ducklings do not interest me
Fuzzy squirrels can stay in their tree
Puppies and kitties fill me with scorn
Compared to a huggable unicorn!

I’d ride one over a rainbow sky!
Put wings on a unicorn and it can fly!
I will shout my admiration like a foghorn!
For you, the fantabulous unicorn!

Ohh, please don’t leave me lost and forlooooorn!
Just let me love you forever, fair unicoooooorn!

Comments

[sylvan_child]

[Saria...just has no idea what to make of that.]

[itsjustthemads]

Awwwwuuuuh issa little GREEN one! Like a Saint Patricks Daycorn!

[sylvan_child]

L-like a what?

[itsjustthemads]

Like Saint Patrick's Day! You must be the luckiest unicorn of them all!

[sylvan_child]

Well...um...th-thank you?

[itsjustthemads]

[And Frank makes what can best be described as a "squee" noise.]

[sylvan_child]

[Saria is very confused and a bit scared. Um...]

[icanhastail]

Hey buddy, knock it off, all right? She's just a kid.

[He doesn't know the kid, but this is entering creepy territory. You don't want to remind him of Zorn and Thorn, Frank.]

[itsjustthemads]

Awww, there's no need for that! I'm just a hardline sucker for all things fluffy and adorable is all.

[icanhastail]

I'll grant you she's both, but it's getting creepy. Just... keep the squealing to yourself, okay?

[sylvan_child]

[Meanwhile, Saria has found her way over and is now hiding behind Zidane. Don't ask. Rule of Cute.]

[icanhastail]

[And he'll step just a little more in front of her to hide her from Cambot. That tail's flicking, too, since he's in defensive mode.]

[itsjustthemads]

Duhhhhhokaaaay. [Frank slides out of view of the camera.]

[And from somewhere distantly off-camera, there's a quiet "squee!" noise.]

[icanhastail]

...You've never had a girlfriend.

[No, that is not a question.]

[itsjustthemads]

...And?

[icanhastail]

Just confirming something, don't mind me.

[He'd say they need to get him one, but the SoL is kind of lacking in suitable females at the moment.]

[itsjustthemads]

What, you writing a book?

[icanhastail]

Ehh, maybe a play, since it seems we've got a lot of downtime up here. Kinda not used to that.

[itsjustthemads]

Neat-o! I can be your agent for that! I have lots of experience with selling spec scripts.

[icanhastail]

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, I really don't think I need your help. Not really sure what an agent is, but there's no one up here to buy a script anyway.

[itsjustthemads]

Maybe not up there, but down here there is. And you really can't afford not to consider all your options in today's market.

[icanhastail]

And your market's not my market. Iiii'm fine, thanks.

[itsjustthemads]

Iiiiiiif ya say so!

[icanhastail]

Trust me, I do.

[virtualunknown]

Well, while there are a number of unicorns, only one has wings as well and she was that way to begin with. Not to mention that she's royalty.

[itsjustthemads]

Oooooh, of course! The most magical of unicorns would be the royal ones.

[virtualunknown]

Er... right.

[wavesinherheart]

[...Yeah, Aqua really has no words for that.]

[itsjustthemads]

Oooooh, it's a blue one!

[wavesinherheart]

Is that all you have to say?

[itsjustthemads]

I thought the song said quite a lot, but I could go on!

[wavesinherheart]

Ah, no. That's quite alright.

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie applauds.] Heya, Frank! How's it going down there? Did you all ever get my Christmas presents?

[itsjustthemads]

Oh, it's going all right down here, same old same old! Dr. F's busy cookin' up new experiments. I don't think he really gets the whole, y'know, pony thing.

And YES I got your gifts, Pinkie, they were just lovely! Those were some delicious cupcakes!

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, I'm so GLAD! I was a little worried - I've never sent presents across deep space before!

Oh, it's too bad you guys don't get to be ponies too! It's TOTALLY fun, even if it's only for a little while! I bet even Dr. F would really like it once he got used to it!

[itsjustthemads]

It's actually pretty reasonable when you get down to the real cost of it. Although you can't send explosives most of the time, they're real picky about that.

Ohhh I dunno about that. Sure the guy'll drink some mutagens or lop off a limb or two for science, but I think he likes to choose the time and place, if you know what I mean.

[game_over_pal]

Congratulations. You're going to die a virgin.

[itsjustthemads]

Oh don't worry, I've already done that.

[game_over_pal]

Really. Impressive. Not many die and come back to talk about it.

[itsjustthemads]

Nnnnope! But in this line of work, it's a really useful skill to have.