Mads Call #6

[itsjustthemads]

[Frank comes onscreen, holding a microphone. He looks mighty pleased with himself.]

Oh wow, this is such great week for me! Why’s that, you may ask? Well, to answer that, I’ve prepared a little song!

[Frank sits down, and prepares his microphone. Then, he sings...]

Ohhhhh...
I may be evil, I may be mad,
But some cute things will make me glad!
Since the day I was booorn,
I’ve longed for my own unicorn!

Prancing through rainbow streams,
Poking little duckling dreams,
With their sparkly, pointy horns~
Yes, I am fond of unicorns!

Those ducklings do not interest me
Fuzzy squirrels can stay in their tree
Puppies and kitties fill me with scorn
Compared to a huggable unicorn!

I’d ride one over a rainbow sky!
Put wings on a unicorn and it can fly!
I will shout my admiration like a foghorn!
For you, the fantabulous unicorn!

Ohh, please don’t leave me lost and forlooooorn!
Just let me love you forever, fair unicoooooorn!