A Survey

[itsjustthebots]

[Tom and Crow are on screen...although Crow is staying close to Cambot, and far away from both of their dark doubles. Right now, both are choosing to pester Tom.]

Tom: No! Shhh! Scat, you!

Crow: Hey guys! That Phineas kid brought up a good point...we need to conduct a scientific research-type thing about Timmy and all his friends! So, I'd like to conduct the following survey. Ah-hem...

[Crow then holds up a single sheet of paper. Is anything even written on it?]

Crow: Have any of you made a deal with the devil this week?
Have any of you accidentally opened any interdimensional portals this week?
Have any of you accidentally wished for a friend while inviting darkness and destruction into your hearts this week?
Have any of you done all of the above at once this week?

And that's it! We on the SOL appreciate your answers!

[In the background, both 'Timmy' and Tom's double are now bothering Tom Servo, with the dark Tom whispering things at him and the dark Crow occasionally giving him a shove.]

Tom: Crooooooow! Get your stupid smelly dark spectre out of my face!

Crow: Kinda busy here, Tommy boy! Just poke 'em in the eyes!

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[verygassy]

[Another sign.

"YOU WOULD DO WELL TO FORGET THAT MINAKO. SHE WILL NOT BE 'REAL' FOR MUCH LONGER."]

[itsjustthebots]

Crow: Oh now that's just--

[And then suddenly Crow is interrupted by Tom...]

Tom: What?! FIEND! Do not fear, Minako, I will RESCUE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU! [And then Tom runs...er, hovers offscreen.]

[verygassy]

[Another sign, almost mockingly waved.

"YOU DON'T NEED TO FEEL SO LEFT OUT. YOU'LL BE GOING WITH HER AFTER ALL!"]

[itsjustthebots]

[Tom has already left, so that just leaves Crow on his lonesome...]

Stop with the sign-waving, Tom's gone! Who are you, Wily E. Coyote or something?

[And then Timmy sneaks up behind Crow again, surprising Crow.]

AAAAAHHH! LEMMEALOOOONE! [And he runs away.]