1st Brainwave

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*There's a bit of static, at first. Then it clears up and WHOA that's a big head. The kid in front of it squints, tapping on the lens at first, then adjusts it a bit with his hands. Wee, twisty.*

It's working? Okay, it's working. *ahem*

Greetings, various citizens of the Satellite of Love! My name... is Razputin. But people call me... Raz.

*Well that was needlessly dramatic.*

Anyway, I've been briefed on the situation by the big purple bot that kinda looks like a hand vac. Including why I suddenly can't use any of my cool psychic powers anymore... B-but don't worry! I'm an official Psychonaut! I'm sure as soon as Psychonauts HQ realizes I've gone missing, they'll send a bunch of agents to come and save everybody! So just keep tight and keep your spirits up, and we'll all be saved in no time!

*Fzzzz*

Oh, hang on, the dang transmission's -- hey, what's this piece of bacon doing here? What a waste of -- *fzzzzz*

Comments

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Hey, who're you calling a runt, birdbrain?!

I haven't even hit puberty yet, man, that's totally not a fair thing to call me.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Who're you callin' a birdbrain, ya runt!?

Life ain't fair, brat. Better get used to it.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

I don't see anybody else here with a beak, do you?

And don't underestimate the Psychonauts. They've got the smartest people ever working for them. I bet they'll be coming along any time now to bust up this operation.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no.

Yeah, okay kid. I'll just sit back here and watch that not happen.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Then who else would I be calling a birdbrain?

Geez, you're a real hit at parties, aren't ya?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Got a problem with birds?

Depends on how much alcohol there is.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Only birds with major attitude problems.

I guess the alcohol couldn't make you any WORSE.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

You ain't seen major yet.

Nah, see, it makes it easier to deal with noisy brats.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I wanna. You might take out the whole satellite at that rate.

Oh, so it makes you pass out? I guess it DOES make you the life of the party.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

There's a good chance of it, yeah.

Hey, I can hold my liquor just fine, thanks.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Guess I know who to keep an eye on at the next party to see if you live up to that big beak of yours.

Assuming we're still here long enough to have one, anyway.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that pony chick'll keep the parties comin'.

Don't get your hopes up.