itsjustcambot | Mads Call #3

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Mads Call #3

[Not that long after the fire breaks out on the SOL, the Mads decide to give the Satellite a call. Dr. F appears on the screen, looking highly amused.]

Ahhhh, nothing smells quite like Christmas spirit like seeing space nuts roasting on an open fire!

What's the matter, yule log get out of hand? I do hope you try it again soon!

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Well I'm not ASHing much of you!

You want entertainment? Get it yourself! Do I look like your electronic babysitter?

Or perhaps maybe you're feeling a little...DESPAIR?!

Can we rent some scary movies and eat junk food and stay up all night 'till mom and dad come home?

No, you can't! You'll be doing your experiment homework and then straight to bed!

[Sing-song] You're not the boss of me~

And I don't have any homework~

Ohhhh yes I am! You can go back to being your own boss as soon as you're off that satellite!

Oh, no? Then you get an F on your experiment!

You'll have to assign me one first.

Ohhh, don't you worry! It's coming! I'll just be sure to find something extra-torturous...

Forrs, I have read the entire player's handbook of FATAL cover to cover AND suffered through the curse of Gooby. I have never been so confident in my life as I am now saying: BRING IT ON.

Oh, it will be brought! It will be brought on a silver platter with trumpet fanfares, it will be brought like a punch delivered by a 500-pound--

...'Forrs?'

Oh sorry, do you prefer to go by your middle name? Deborah, right? Or was it Susan? I always get confused.

[Aaaand Dr. F goes from confused to explosive in two seconds flat!]

THAT. IS NOT. PUBLIC INFORMATION, YOU CREEPY MOUTH-BREATHING STALKER!

Oh trust me, Doc, when you show your face on cable, your privacy goes RIGHT out the window.

Wellllll in that case, I'm sure you'll enjoy your own crop of creepy mouth-breathing stalkers!

[Oh if only you knew, Dr. F. If only you knew.]

If the cast of Twilight winds up in our room, I blame you.

You're welcome!

I'll be sure to send the particularly angsty one your way.

Ooooh goody, then I can use that sun roof I had installed!

Never thought you'd be the kind of guy who's into sparkles.

And isn't any sun roof you install more of a voyeur window to Deep 12?

No! See, we get the sparkles going, then SKIN him and sell diamond-encrusted skin for millions! It's genius!

Nonsense. It goes through all 13 Deeps.