Hexfield Visitor

[cloverlovesit.livejournal.com]

[There's something coming in on the Hexfield Viewscreen!

It looks like...a 30-stories-tall, long limbed monster?!]

HELLO ALL YOU SMALL THINGS

I READ ABOUT SPACESHIPS ON THE MONSTERNET SO I CALLED ONE

SO HELLO

DO YOU WANT ANY TREES

Comments

[cloverlovesit.livejournal.com]

YAAY I'M THE BIGGEST OF ALL

WAIT ARE THERE WHALES THERE

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Well there were last week. I got swallowed by one of them, man! It was HARDCORE!

[cloverlovesit.livejournal.com]

I LOVE WHALES THEY ARE DELICIOUS

HOW DID YOU NOT DIE

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly 90s Kid is very excited and animatedly regaling this tale with wild gestures and all.]

Oh dude, it was AWESOME. Crow was all like [That is the worst impression of Crow's voice ever but it's a heroic voice.] "We're not gonna die!" and he SHOT THE WHALE IN THE MOUTH WITH THE SHIP'S LASERS and the whale was all "ROOOOOoAAaAAR" and the whole place shook and we were like WHOOOOOSH and we flew out of there!

[cloverlovesit.livejournal.com]

A BIRD SHOT A WHALE IN THE MOUTH WITH LASERS

THAT'S WEIRD BUT COOL