TRANSMISSION 1

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[What up SOL. Here's this extremely pissed off giant bird guy, pacing around and grumbling under his breath. He seems to be looking for something, so it takes him a minute to notice Cambot. When he does, he stares at it for a moment, looking rather confused. ]

The hell... a camera? HEY!!

[Quite suddenly, the bird leaps at Cambot, grabbing the sides of it and practically mashing his beak right into the camera's lens. He does not appear to be a very happy camper.]

Listen up, chumps! I dunno who's crappy idea of a joke this is, but it ain't funny! I got better things t'do than waste my time sittin' around on some shitty satellite, arright!? Someone better tell me where the hell my blaster is, and point me to the nearest exit !

[Well, apparently someone didn't pay attention to Gypsy when he got here, obviously his missing blaster was so much more important. Big angry bird looks off screen and snorts, giving poor Cambot a shove. What an asshole.]

Comments

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[Liz has pretty much accepted that there's talking anthropomorphic animals as a possibility on this ship.]

Hey, easy there bird boy. We're not going anywhere for a while.

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

Hey come on, it's not Cambot's fault that we all got stuck up here.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

That Cambot's not even a messenger, so you really shouldn't shoot it.

We're all stuck here. Cool your heels.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

...wow, and I thought my first impression was bad.

Do me a favor and let me know when my girlfriend's done beating the crap out of you, okay?