TRANSMISSION 1

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[What up SOL. Here's this extremely pissed off giant bird guy, pacing around and grumbling under his breath. He seems to be looking for something, so it takes him a minute to notice Cambot. When he does, he stares at it for a moment, looking rather confused. ]

The hell... a camera? HEY!!

[Quite suddenly, the bird leaps at Cambot, grabbing the sides of it and practically mashing his beak right into the camera's lens. He does not appear to be a very happy camper.]

Listen up, chumps! I dunno who's crappy idea of a joke this is, but it ain't funny! I got better things t'do than waste my time sittin' around on some shitty satellite, arright!? Someone better tell me where the hell my blaster is, and point me to the nearest exit !

[Well, apparently someone didn't pay attention to Gypsy when he got here, obviously his missing blaster was so much more important. Big angry bird looks off screen and snorts, giving poor Cambot a shove. What an asshole.]

Comments

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

... Yeah. Just so we're on the same page, that other hairless gorilla's your girlfriend, yeah?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Calling her a gorilla really isn't helping.

[It's also really ticking him off. So he knows.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with gorillas? Are you gorillaist?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[He just got called racist. By a bird. Just when he thought things had hit maximum weirdness.]

Well, no. It's just that where we're from, getting called a gorilla is an insult. [That is not a happy grin. That is an I-May-Kill-You grin.] You might not want to do that anymore.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[To be fair, technically it's speciesist]

[NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE but hey we'll roll with it]

Yeah, whatever, kid.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Nuance.]

Like I said: let me know when she's done kicking your ass.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I ain't opposed to hittin' girls, mac.