TRANSMISSION 1

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[What up SOL. Here's this extremely pissed off giant bird guy, pacing around and grumbling under his breath. He seems to be looking for something, so it takes him a minute to notice Cambot. When he does, he stares at it for a moment, looking rather confused. ]

The hell... a camera? HEY!!

[Quite suddenly, the bird leaps at Cambot, grabbing the sides of it and practically mashing his beak right into the camera's lens. He does not appear to be a very happy camper.]

Listen up, chumps! I dunno who's crappy idea of a joke this is, but it ain't funny! I got better things t'do than waste my time sittin' around on some shitty satellite, arright!? Someone better tell me where the hell my blaster is, and point me to the nearest exit !

[Well, apparently someone didn't pay attention to Gypsy when he got here, obviously his missing blaster was so much more important. Big angry bird looks off screen and snorts, giving poor Cambot a shove. What an asshole.]

Comments

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Good, I could use a little action right about now!

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Too bad for you I already have a boyfriend then. [She pokes her tongue out. Yes, that was a deliberate rib at his choice of words and their double meaning. She can't help it; she's Iron Liz.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I ain't into gorillas, sweetheart.

[BAM right back atcha 8|b]

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[See this face? It says "If I see you in person your beak's gonna be facin' the other way."

Hope you don't mind sleeping with one eye open, Falco.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[I DO IT ALL THE TIME, BABY]

Uh oh, now she's grumpy. I've sure done it this time.