TRANSMISSION 1

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[What up SOL. Here's this extremely pissed off giant bird guy, pacing around and grumbling under his breath. He seems to be looking for something, so it takes him a minute to notice Cambot. When he does, he stares at it for a moment, looking rather confused. ]

The hell... a camera? HEY!!

[Quite suddenly, the bird leaps at Cambot, grabbing the sides of it and practically mashing his beak right into the camera's lens. He does not appear to be a very happy camper.]

Listen up, chumps! I dunno who's crappy idea of a joke this is, but it ain't funny! I got better things t'do than waste my time sittin' around on some shitty satellite, arright!? Someone better tell me where the hell my blaster is, and point me to the nearest exit !

[Well, apparently someone didn't pay attention to Gypsy when he got here, obviously his missing blaster was so much more important. Big angry bird looks off screen and snorts, giving poor Cambot a shove. What an asshole.]

Comments

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's easier just to ask them nicely than to break them!

Plus I think they just get fixed.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Whatever, I ain't gonna go around breakin' shit right now. More interested in findin' a way off this primitive hunk of space debris.

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think everyone wants to get home, really.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Yeah well...

[Siiiiigh bitching about it obviously isn't going to do him any good]

So, I kinda wasn't listenin' to that tacky lookin' robot earlier. The hell's this place?

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

I think it's like a space station over the world here! And we're stuck here, and we have to make fun of really bad stories.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

That's why we're here? What kinda screwed up space station is this.

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

A really weird one!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no shit.

Dammit, I don't have time for this nonsense, I still hafta collect my pay from my last job!

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

Well, it sounds like we do work on making people laugh, it'll get us closer to getting out of here!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

...But do I get paid?

[Clearly, this is the most important part]

[optimistickey.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

This just keeps gettin' better n'better, don't it.