Episode 01: Great First Impressions and How Not To Make Them

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Linkara is seated on a green futon. Please don't ask where he found it. Some people have an image to maintain. He tries not to sigh and gets started.]

It's come to my attention that most of you on the satellite are not critics and therefore probably have no idea how critics communicate. Tip: [and he holds up one finger] We're not the nicest people. It comes with the job.

What this boils down to is, I'm pretty sure I owe most of you an apology. And cake, if the pony is right about this sort of thing.

[There's a bit of a pause. Um. This is not usual for him.]

So. Yeah. Sorry about earlier.

Comments

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Nah, I hear it takes a special kind of person to do that.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Why Mister Linkara, are you trying to flatter me?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Maaaybe. [Translation: Of course I am.]

Came up with a better one, lol

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Just maybe? 'cause it looks to me like you totally are.

[Translation: It's totally working, you big ham.]