Episode 01: Great First Impressions and How Not To Make Them

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Linkara is seated on a green futon. Please don't ask where he found it. Some people have an image to maintain. He tries not to sigh and gets started.]

It's come to my attention that most of you on the satellite are not critics and therefore probably have no idea how critics communicate. Tip: [and he holds up one finger] We're not the nicest people. It comes with the job.

What this boils down to is, I'm pretty sure I owe most of you an apology. And cake, if the pony is right about this sort of thing.

[There's a bit of a pause. Um. This is not usual for him.]

So. Yeah. Sorry about earlier.

Comments

[eroded-earth.livejournal.com]

Apology accepted. I know I wasn't being the easiest to get along with either.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[...why did you leave him that opening. Why.]

Well, maybe we should start driving the Mads crazy instead of each other.

The name's Linkara, by the way.

[eroded-earth.livejournal.com]

[Terra doesn't know better]

Terra. If you missed it earlier.

How would you suggest we do that? You seem to have more knowledge of how this place works than I do.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he will learn.]

[And that is an understatement. He shrugs.] Do well in the experiments, make each other laugh, all that. They want us to be miserable or go crazy, so the best way to tick them off is to not do either of those.

[eroded-earth.livejournal.com]

I'll try my best then.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Terra, you have so much to learn.]

Sounds like a plan.