[A WILD...goldfish in a hat and shades?...appears. It flops around on the floor indignantly.]
Oh come on, man! A Magikarp? Seriously? That's not cool! Why does everyone else get to be all the cool Pokemon?! I mean I could've at least been a Gyrados. Those things are hardcore, man! Or a Mewtwo! Then I could totally throw things around with my mind, man, that would be awesome!
[Have we mentioned he's doing this whole rant while flopping around out of water?]
Oh come on, man! A Magikarp? Seriously? That's not cool! Why does everyone else get to be all the cool Pokemon?! I mean I could've at least been a Gyrados. Those things are hardcore, man! Or a Mewtwo! Then I could totally throw things around with my mind, man, that would be awesome!
[Have we mentioned he's doing this whole rant while flopping around out of water?]
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