[It's the dynamic duo of Cambot and 90s Kid again, only this time they seem to be moving. It looks like they're on the launch deck, and Cambot is moving backwards while 90s Kid talks at him.]

DUUUUUUUUUDE, I just totally--WHOA!

[He suddenly trips, falling out of frame as Cambot spins out of control for a second. As he gets his bearings he suddenly points at a hole in the floor. There are some exposed wires visible from just inside the hole, and further down there are sounds of things breaking and a loud, painful-sounding crash as a puff of dust poofs out of the opening.

For a moment afterward, there is only silence, before 90s Kid's voice echoes up from the hole.]

I'm okay!

[Cambot points further to the floor and shakes his head.]

[Thanks to 90s Kid falling down a hole and breaking some things in Deck 12, a few SOL functions have gotten screwed up. Right now, all of the soap dispensaries on the Satellite are instead putting out very glittery, strawberry-scented shaving cream. If your characters try and wash off those sparkles with soap, they'll just be rubbing more sparkles onto them!

But don't worry, Gypsy is working on fixing it right now. It'll only take her a day or so. However, in order to work on it, Gypsy's diverted some of her power away from other ship functions. As a result, the ship's internal temperature drops three degrees, and the food synthesizer burns some of the stuff it gives out.]