[Riku’s glaring into the camera. In fact, it’s been broadcasting a while as he’s been getting stuff from lower decks. The image and audio quality is still pretty bad, but anyone could recognize that look even if it were a bad jpeg file from 1999. His hand vanishes behind the camera view before the camera shakes. Riku’s clearly smacked it to try to get it to work better.]

Figures my "welcome gift" would be busted already. Great. Why won’t this shut off?

[He turns around and goes to get a comic book that was sitting on his bed. The camera follows. Attack of the Killer Hot Glue Gun Robots. Yep from the lower decks all right. The kitten poster is still on the wall. ...In his defense not much is decorated yet. When he turns around, he leans back, looking slightly surprised at it having come so close. Darn, that was such a good view of his nose hair.]

Are you going to follow me around everywhere? [He groans, then walks past. Riku walks down the hall, giving someone a nod in another room. Finally he arrives at a door and opens it up. Oh look, there’s the toilet. Riku tosses the comic on top of the toilet paper holder and turns, hands on his belt. His eyes widen as he discovers Cambot’s in the doorway.]

Get out! [Riku slams the door, unwittingly clipping the robot, which bounces off the walls a few times. It lands on the floor, still functioning. A voice can be heard in the bathroom as the cambot slowly picks itself off the floor. There’s a sound like flipping pages.] ...Wait, what’s this got to do with vampires?

[The broadcast continues, but the bot leaves, as requested.]

[As Cambot comes on, we see Galadriel in the room she found for herself on Deck 3. She's sitting on a queen-sized bed surrounded by various fabric bolts that she found on Deck 6. On her lap is thread in a rainbow of colors, as well as a pin cushion.]

First things first. I would like to apologize to Tom Servo for not attending his game night. I was rather distracted by what I found in this place, particularly on the sixth level.

As to why I am surrounded by sewing supplies? Well, a majority of us have been here nearly a week now. And wearing the same set of clothing for a week is not my idea of cleanliness. So, when I came upon all this [she motions around her] I thought that perhaps I could make some clothing for those who would like a change of clothes. I am aware that there are costumes on the sixth level as well, but to be honest, some of them seem rather undignified to me.

[Galadriel reaches under a pink satin bolt and pulls out several clothing pattern packets, held so that Cambot can clearly see.] So, if anybody wishes for some new clothing, I am more than happy to make some for you. I have more patterns than these alone, so do not be afraid to ask for something that you do not see here. As I have been sewing for thousands of years, I have become quite swift and skilled at it. You should get your clothing fairly quickly, barring any dramatic events here.