[This particular Cambot shot is...completely black. Wherever it is, there's no light.]

Uuuuh, hello? Usagi-chan? Rei-chan?...Haruka-san? Anyone?

I...What is thi-

[Cue the music.]

Eh!? What the--music!?

[And that's when the lights click on. Revealing hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds...of red gumball machine monsters. The person who had been speaking - a young blonde Japanese teenager - jumps up in shock.]

AAAAAAAH--!!

[And that's when they all come to life. And start talking to her.]

Hey, foxy lady! RrrrrRRRRrrrr!... ♥

You can Love Chain me anytime~!...

Are you still single? I mean, seriously, what's the deal with you and guys...

Is that a red bow in your hair, or are you just happy to see me, heheh...

Hey, now I know why this is called the Satellite of Love! Get it? Love!...

[The music still playing, the robots begin to surround her...and the girl throws her hand up, saying something (which is drowned out quickly by the horny creatures) which...does nothing. And as she realizes that she can't transform it does nothing to help her, her scream pierces echoes through the deck as the feed cuts out.]

AAAAAH!! HELP!! HEEEELP, I'M BEING HIT ON--

[Staring back at Cambot from a nearby shelf is a small black cat with a red bandana tied around his neck. He stares, almost unblinking, his tail swishing back and forth slowly as he watches the robot in front of him.]

I'm not looking away. Not even for a second.

[Cambot zooms in, and the cat continues watching. His body lowers to the shelf, hind legs raising a bit into a pouncing pose.]

Still not looking away. Nope.

[Suddenly-] Hey wait, what's THAT?!

[Cambot turns around just in time to miss Sissel leaping at him, though all the camera sees is a black blur flying through the air, followed by the sound of crashing.

Cambot looks down to see a conveniently-placed box full of linens, which are now wiggling as the cat tries to free himself. After a moment his head appears, stuck in a sheet.]

Not as planned...

[A very tall, very beautiful, and currently very confused woman with golden hair and pointed ears is staring at a Cambot in a hallway.]

I am still uncertain as to how I got here. Does anyone here have any ideas?

[She cocks her head to one side as she narrows her eyes.]

Strange. If these things are not palantíri, then they certainly work in much the same manner. I wonder who made them?

[A slight smile now crosses her features.]

Well, if we are all stuck here, we might as well make the best of it.

[Sora is actually sitting in the room he's staked out for himself; one of the smaller ones. He makes sure that the Cambot is adjusted and working before smiling at it and beginning.]

Hi, everybody! So, if I got this straight, a bunch of people from different worlds are suddenly ending up on this spaceship and no one knows why? I gotta say, that is pretty weird.

I found my friend Riku, and I'm really glad he's okay! But can you guys let me know if you see Kairi, or my other friends, Donald and Goofy? I'm pretty sure they're all okay since they got home safe, but just in case they got here, I want to let them know that Riku and I are okay, too.

[Now, he looks a bit more concerned.] But those weirdo scientist guys said I'm supposed to do an experiment...and it's just we watch the really bad story and try to make fun of it, right? I think I can do that!

...It's not like I'm gonna get brainwashed by it or anything, right? If they're mad scientists and everything...