http://mustbemaes.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mustbemaes.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2011-10-11 12:04 am

Military Log - 001

[ooc: Takes place right after Log Post, so if you want to do action stuff go there]

[Blink blink. The cambot is close up on someone's face and is eventually held out at arm's reach as Maes stares at it with a look of confusion] What is this thing? I've never seen anything like it before...is it like a camera then? [He taps the lens] It does have a lens, but it doesn't seem to have any way of releasing the photograph or anything.

[He releases the cambot, letting it float away and up. Cambot continues to record him. Maes smiles slightly] Right. So, I expect a few answers about this place. I didn't think Heaven would be so...weird looking. [Frown as he remembers something, he shakes it off] It'd be great if you could just answer a few questions and help a guy out. I'm Maes Hughes by the way and I have to say this place certainly looks interesting.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. It is very difficult to build things while in space.

The only pattern I have noticed is that most of the people here are weirdos.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
And where exactly are you from? [If they don't have space travel, then it certainly can't be AMERICA!]

There is a that one creepy man! And the pink pony leaving balloons everywhere, although that is not so bad as long as they are safe. And the small bean child! And all those people with the blue hair! Although apparently that's not such a bad thing either.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
...That's not in America, is it?

People seem to keep pointing. That out. It is just not so normal is all! To me. I mean.

I'm afraid I never got his name.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh oh Maes, you've unleashed the wrath of Sam!]

What? What? How could you not have heard of America! It is only! The greatest nation ever!

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I am! It is the land of the free, and the home of the brave!