itsjustamike: (Upset - Awwww crap)
Mike Nelson ([personal profile] itsjustamike) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-12-02 03:12 pm

007

Mike: Wooah! It looks like we’ve gone completely to another dimension!

Crow: At least that killer missile isn’t following us anymore

Tom: Wonder if those crazy mad scientists are still around!

Mike: The question is...where are we?

Gypsy: Rocket #9, get us some readings on the Earth below, pronto!

[Rocket #9 obliges. Everyone on the Satellite will be able to see images of earth...except things look very, very wrong. Most of the human skyscrapers and cities have been abandoned, and in their place are a bunch of more primitive-looking homes with very large doors. All of the humans are either roaming about in the fields, or holed up in cages. And walking around the homes and businesses are instead...dinosaurs! Or at least they look close to them. Mostly, they look like dinosaur-people.]

Mike: Holy smokes! This looks like Earth...except thousands of years in a dark and terrible future!

Crow: Or else a dark and terrible past!

Tom: Or maybe a dark and terrible alternate present!

[All of a sudden, the Hexfield screen fitzes, and something comes onscreen...it looks like a Utahraptor, wearing a pilot’s jacket and some shades.]

Captain Salt Lake: This is Captain Salt Lake of the Forrester Air Force Enforcer Corps! Just what are all you man-beasts doing up on that ship in space?!

[Want to find out about this rather dreary-looking future? Maybe you can get some answers by asking this strange guy...]
sailorlaughter: (Gravity?)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hiya, Captain Salt Lake! My name's Pinkie Pie, and I'm a pony, not a manbeast! Actually I don't think anybody up here is one of THOSE, because I know everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY on the Satellite, and I've never ever ever had to make a beast cupcake! Oooooh, those sound pretty cool though - do YOU want a beast cupcake?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
What? ---No! I want to know what all of you are doing up there!
sailorlaughter: (<3)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-05 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm making beast cupcakes, silly! Do you like gems in yours?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-06 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why would anyone put gems into cupcakes? Those belong in vaults, or museums.
sailorlaughter: (think...)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I thought all dragons liked gems! You DO look kinda different from Spike, though, so I guess you must just be a different kind of dragon, right?

Hmmmmmm...oooh, do you like rocks? How about some nice hornblende-granite?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-09 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a dragon. I am a Utahraptor!

And what I'd like is for all of you to explain your presence up there!
sailorlaughter: (Ready for adventure!)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-09 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I can't! You should ask the Maaaaaaaaaads~!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mean Emperor Forrester?
sailorlaughter: (Just a jump to the left...)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-22 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, I mean Dr. Forrester and Frank! You're probably thinking of Pearl or someone!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that is who I'm thinking of!

It is the law of Emperor Forrester to have all man-creatures either caged or on leashes or in preserves! They are primal and wild because of The Experiment!
sailorlaughter: (think...)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-24 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
So he's a doctor AND an emperor now? Does that make him Doctor Emperor Forrester? Or Emperor Doctor Forrester? Doctor Emperor, Emperor Doctor...Doctor Emperor, Emperor Doctor... [Nope, can't decide!]

Oh, and I'm preeeeeetty sure he's a man too, so you might wanna - ooooh! Docemperor! Or maybe Emperoctor...
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-24 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
...

You're confusing me.
sailorlaughter: (Lemme buy you a sasparilla!)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-24 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeeeah, I get that a lot!

Oooh, hey, do you know if Docemperinator Forrester's still living in Deep 13? I just realized I totally need to throw him a Congratulations on Becoming A Dinosaur Emperor party!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, he's in the palace!

Well, there are already the Annual Emperor Forrester Days...
sailorlaughter: (Invite hat!)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-26 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, can you ask him to call me then? I've never ever planned a party for someone while orbiting them and their planet before! Either he's gonna have to come up and visit, or I'm gonna need to get a waaaaaaaay bigger shuttle!

What, you mean his birthday? Oh, silly, those're different! I mean, if it was his birthday NOW we could maybe combine it all into one GIGANTIC super-long super-awesome Congratulations on Becoming a Dinosaur Emperor and Also on Being Born party, but it's not! I checked!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-31 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, trust me, he will be hearing about this...

No, his birthday is separate from Annual Emperor Forrester Days! Those we have about five or six times a year.
sailorlaughter: (So I just giggled at the ghosties and th)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-31 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well now he can have seven or EIGHT parties this year!

Great! Ask him if he wants some of these beast cupcakes, okay?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-31 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I will be certain to do that...
sailorlaughter: (Suspicion!)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-31 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Great, thanks! And you're invited to the party too, and all of your dinosaur friends!

[She thinks over that last sentence for a second, her grin slowly vanishing.]

But I don't wanna see any of you being mean to 90s Kid, especially the velociraptors, or I'm gonna send you all home without any cupcakes. Okie-dokie-lokie?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-31 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, now Captain Salt Lake is just suspicious. He just staaares back, and then puts the shades back down.]

Okie. "Dokie."
sailorlaughter: (Omg yay!)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2012-12-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she's glad they got that settled! Pinkie perks up instantly.]

FanTAStic! I'll get you the invites soon - don't forget to RSVPPPPPPP~!
wavesinherheart: (excuse me?)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-12-04 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we not supposed to be up here?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not! You are supposed to be down here in a human preserve!
wavesinherheart: (what is this even?)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-12-05 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
A... human preserve? Are we really that rare?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and really that feral!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-09 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So you had better either get out of here or else come down here right now so some handlers can put you back someplace proper for humans!
wavesinherheart: (Come sit a while with me)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-12-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
We weren't trying to end up here, really.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then just how did you end up here?!
wavesinherheart: (a star to bind us together)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-12-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
We're... traveling through, I suppose you could say.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not much of an explanation! Emperor Forrester will have to hear about this.
wavesinherheart: (excuse me?)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-12-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Emperor Forrester?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! The ruler of the whole entire earth!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-31 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
No, he's not nearly so good-looking. But you didn't hear that from me.

He's the only human who didn't turn beastly.
wavesinherheart: (take pause to think)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2013-01-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know why not?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2013-01-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I know, it was because of his dazzling intellect and good looks. At least, that's what he says.
wavesinherheart: (blink in sudden surprise)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2013-01-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... I see.
punsofiron: (>kitty!< ...really?)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-04 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
.....a Terlasaurus? Really?

Well, it's better than gold vests, I guess.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-05 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a Utahraptor, thank you. But such a lack of knowledge isn't surprising of man-beasts!

What are you prattling on about?
punsofiron: (handwave)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing important.

Listen, we kind of warped here through a dimensional rift. We'll just be on our way as soon as we can.

...also would you happen to know anyone named Rob Walker?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better be on your way as soon as you can! Human's aren't allowed up in space! Or off of a leash, for that matter.

Oh, Rob? He's in accounting.
punsofiron: (*facepalm*)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...

[She wasn't actually expecting an answer to that. Icon and keywords relevant.]

As kinky as that sounds, we're not interested, thank you.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-09 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter if you're interested or not! The fact of the matter is, humans are a degenerated, animalistic species, and can't be trusted roaming free!
punsofiron: ([Toon] >_>)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-10 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...guess Mitt Romney won in your universe.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who is this Mitt?

It's Emperor Forrester who's won the world!
punsofiron: (tf just happened?)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-22 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Mitt Romney! The jerkass who thinks airplane windows should open and--

...did you just say Emperor Forrester?!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Who else would I be talking about?!
punsofiron: (not now universe I have a headache)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Ow. Just. Ow.]