Mike Nelson (
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itsjustcambot2012-12-02 03:12 pm
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Mike: Wooah! It looks like we’ve gone completely to another dimension!
Crow: At least that killer missile isn’t following us anymore
Tom: Wonder if those crazy mad scientists are still around!
Mike: The question is...where are we?
Gypsy: Rocket #9, get us some readings on the Earth below, pronto!
[Rocket #9 obliges. Everyone on the Satellite will be able to see images of earth...except things look very, very wrong. Most of the human skyscrapers and cities have been abandoned, and in their place are a bunch of more primitive-looking homes with very large doors. All of the humans are either roaming about in the fields, or holed up in cages. And walking around the homes and businesses are instead...dinosaurs! Or at least they look close to them. Mostly, they look like dinosaur-people.]
Mike: Holy smokes! This looks like Earth...except thousands of years in a dark and terrible future!
Crow: Or else a dark and terrible past!
Tom: Or maybe a dark and terrible alternate present!
[All of a sudden, the Hexfield screen fitzes, and something comes onscreen...it looks like a Utahraptor, wearing a pilot’s jacket and some shades.]
Captain Salt Lake: This is Captain Salt Lake of the Forrester Air Force Enforcer Corps! Just what are all you man-beasts doing up on that ship in space?!
[Want to find out about this rather dreary-looking future? Maybe you can get some answers by asking this strange guy...]
Crow: At least that killer missile isn’t following us anymore
Tom: Wonder if those crazy mad scientists are still around!
Mike: The question is...where are we?
Gypsy: Rocket #9, get us some readings on the Earth below, pronto!
[Rocket #9 obliges. Everyone on the Satellite will be able to see images of earth...except things look very, very wrong. Most of the human skyscrapers and cities have been abandoned, and in their place are a bunch of more primitive-looking homes with very large doors. All of the humans are either roaming about in the fields, or holed up in cages. And walking around the homes and businesses are instead...dinosaurs! Or at least they look close to them. Mostly, they look like dinosaur-people.]
Mike: Holy smokes! This looks like Earth...except thousands of years in a dark and terrible future!
Crow: Or else a dark and terrible past!
Tom: Or maybe a dark and terrible alternate present!
[All of a sudden, the Hexfield screen fitzes, and something comes onscreen...it looks like a Utahraptor, wearing a pilot’s jacket and some shades.]
Captain Salt Lake: This is Captain Salt Lake of the Forrester Air Force Enforcer Corps! Just what are all you man-beasts doing up on that ship in space?!
[Want to find out about this rather dreary-looking future? Maybe you can get some answers by asking this strange guy...]
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Hmmmmmm...oooh, do you like rocks? How about some nice hornblende-granite?
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And what I'd like is for all of you to explain your presence up there!
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It is the law of Emperor Forrester to have all man-creatures either caged or on leashes or in preserves! They are primal and wild because of The Experiment!
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Oh, and I'm preeeeeetty sure he's a man too, so you might wanna - ooooh! Docemperor! Or maybe Emperoctor...
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You're confusing me.
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Oooh, hey, do you know if Docemperinator Forrester's still living in Deep 13? I just realized I totally need to throw him a Congratulations on Becoming A Dinosaur Emperor party!
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Well, there are already the Annual Emperor Forrester Days...
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What, you mean his birthday? Oh, silly, those're different! I mean, if it was his birthday NOW we could maybe combine it all into one GIGANTIC super-long super-awesome Congratulations on Becoming a Dinosaur Emperor and Also on Being Born party, but it's not! I checked!
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No, his birthday is separate from Annual Emperor Forrester Days! Those we have about five or six times a year.
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Great! Ask him if he wants some of these beast cupcakes, okay?
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[She thinks over that last sentence for a second, her grin slowly vanishing.]
But I don't wanna see any of you being mean to 90s Kid, especially the velociraptors, or I'm gonna send you all home without any cupcakes. Okie-dokie-lokie?
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Okie. "Dokie."
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FanTAStic! I'll get you the invites soon - don't forget to RSVPPPPPPP~!
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He's the only human who didn't turn beastly.
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Well, it's better than gold vests, I guess.
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What are you prattling on about?
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Listen, we kind of warped here through a dimensional rift. We'll just be on our way as soon as we can.
...also would you happen to know anyone named Rob Walker?
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Oh, Rob? He's in accounting.
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[She wasn't actually expecting an answer to that. Icon and keywords relevant.]
As kinky as that sounds, we're not interested, thank you.
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It's Emperor Forrester who's won the world!
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...did you just say Emperor Forrester?!
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