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[itsjustamike]

Mike: Wooah! It looks like we’ve gone completely to another dimension!

Crow: At least that killer missile isn’t following us anymore

Tom: Wonder if those crazy mad scientists are still around!

Mike: The question is...where are we?

Gypsy: Rocket #9, get us some readings on the Earth below, pronto!

[Rocket #9 obliges. Everyone on the Satellite will be able to see images of earth...except things look very, very wrong. Most of the human skyscrapers and cities have been abandoned, and in their place are a bunch of more primitive-looking homes with very large doors. All of the humans are either roaming about in the fields, or holed up in cages. And walking around the homes and businesses are instead...dinosaurs! Or at least they look close to them. Mostly, they look like dinosaur-people.]

Mike: Holy smokes! This looks like Earth...except thousands of years in a dark and terrible future!

Crow: Or else a dark and terrible past!

Tom: Or maybe a dark and terrible alternate present!

[All of a sudden, the Hexfield screen fitzes, and something comes onscreen...it looks like a Utahraptor, wearing a pilot’s jacket and some shades.]

Captain Salt Lake: This is Captain Salt Lake of the Forrester Air Force Enforcer Corps! Just what are all you man-beasts doing up on that ship in space?!

[Want to find out about this rather dreary-looking future? Maybe you can get some answers by asking this strange guy...]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

Hiya, Captain Salt Lake! My name's Pinkie Pie, and I'm a pony, not a manbeast! Actually I don't think anybody up here is one of THOSE, because I know everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY on the Satellite, and I've never ever ever had to make a beast cupcake! Oooooh, those sound pretty cool though - do YOU want a beast cupcake?

[wavesinherheart]

Are we not supposed to be up here?

[punsofiron]

.....a Terlasaurus? Really?

Well, it's better than gold vests, I guess.