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[liefeldisgod]

[Faint voices are heard in the distance as Cambot approaches his targets down on the launch deck.]

Thanks for hanging out with me, dudette. I dunno why everybody’s been tellin’ me to go away this week. [A wild 90S KID and PINKIE PIE appeared!]

Ehehehe...gee, I dunno! That’s really weird!

[Pinkie’s still got on the same hooded black Batmare costume that she’s been wearing all week, though she seems to have accessorized it with some bright pink nose clips. 90s Kid, meanwhile, is still dressed up in his own Pumaman costume, which is starting to look disheveled from being worn all week, and even Cambot seems hesitant to get too close.]

Anyway, you sure this is gonna work?

TOTALLY! I used to put up tire swings all the TIME back in Ponyville! It’ll be just like that, except without any trees!

[Uhhh...is that chain to the tire swing...rigged up to the sprinkler head?]

Hmmmm...

[Pinkie trots around the swing, inspecting it, and then belly-flops into the middle.]

You can sit on top, ‘cause you’re heavier!

Alright, here we go...! [90s Kid grabs the chain, starting to climb up. The tire wobbles uneasily as he tries to pull himself up, struggling to find his footing. He almost makes it to the top of the tire when...

Suddenly there is a resounding SNAP and a blare of fire alarms.]

Ohcrap--ACKPPBT!!! [90s Kid is suddenly overwhelmed by a cascade of water from the broken sprinkler and the feed goes to static]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

To swing from it, silly!

[Pinkie's still on the tire. It's just floating down the hall now. 90s Kid is nowhere to be seen, and she's consequently shed her nose clips.]

[thirteenth_brat]

Yeah but... sprinklers aren't designed to hold weight.

[sailorlaughter]

Not really! That's probably why it didn't work. But they do do a pretty good job of sprinkling!

[thirteenth_brat]

... That's what they are designed for...

[sailorlaughter]

Yep!

[She looks around, then leans in a little closer.] I just wanted it to give 90s Kid a little shower. I didn't think it would flood EVERYTHING like that!

[thirteenth_brat]

He has been skipping out on bathing...

[Incidentally, given that bit of information, Roxas can't really be too annoyed or exasperated.]

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie lowers her ears and shivers.]

It was really, really kinda bad...

[thirteenth_brat]

I can imagine...

[Besides the ponies, Ammy and Chibi would also have had to smell that. If 90s Kid was offending a normal human sense of smell...]

[sailorlaughter]

Yeeeeeeah...

[She stands with her hooves around the side of the tire, peering down into the water.] I didn't mean it to be like this though. I should probably apologize...

[thirteenth_brat]

That might be a good idea. I'm pretty sure Gypsy will understand, though.

[Maybe. Roxas sure has a lot more respect for Gypsy than for the other bots, but that's likely because she's actually helpful and not annoying.]

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah, it's still WAY better than that one time with all the fire!

[thirteenth_brat]

... Fire?

That was probably before I got here...

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, yeah! You totally would've remembered it if you were here, there was fire EVERYWHERE! Nobody got hurt though!

Late

[thirteenth_brat]

How did that even happen?

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, well, Wheatley - did you ever meet Wheatley? He was a robot EYE! Wheatley put a TON of oxygen in the air, and then it all caught on fire! He didn't mean to, though.