Mads Call #9

[itsjustthemads]

[Frank’s back onscreen again, looking as un-Frank-like and crazed as ever. And it seems he’s built yet another weird device in the time he’s had...some odd transporter machine, controlled by a switch on the console.]

Frank: HAHAHA! Have you been enjoying my silence-enforcer? I see that you’re practically...speechless with wonder! Well then, I think you’ll really scream over my newest experiment! Or not!

You think it’s funny for puppies to get eaten by dinosaurs? Huh? Huh?! Well let’s see how you like it, you freaked-out maniacs!

[And then, Frank pulls another switch on the console and laughs maniacally. The SOL-tethered-transporter heats, up, and--]

[--Characters will suddenly discover a very large, very angry, and very hungry Utahraptor appearing out of nowhere on the Nature Deck. This creature will cause damage and attack characters with deadly intent unless it’s somehow stopped! Worst of all, in its arrival it seems to have gone crashing into the stairs and elevator, making all floors beneath the Nature Deck unaccessible. This means your characters can’t reach anything on the Weapons or Launch Decks...however they beat it, they’ll have to use what’s at their disposal now.]

Comments

[punsofiron]

[Liz is clearly trying to tell Frank something urgent, the way she's gesturing. Luckily Cambot is here to provide subtitles]

Frank, please listen to me! You've got to stop and think for a minute; if you kill us, the entire experiment would have been for naught!

...

Anyway, I know you're grieving, but this wasn't our fault, there's no reason to take it out on us!

[itsjustthemads]

[Frank just holds his hand up to his ear like he's trying to listen.]

Ohh? What's that? I can't heeeeear you!

[punsofiron]

I know you can read my subtitles, dammit! Just calm down and we can figure something out!

[itsjustthemads]

Yes! We can figure out...the hour of your doooom!

[Your puns aren't working out so well, Frank.]

[punsofiron]

...first of all, leave the jokes to the experts.

Secondly, killing us isn't going to bring Mr. Snuggles back!

[itsjustthemads]

Oh no? But it shall bring me...WORLD DOMINATION!

[punsofiron]

And then what? Do you even know how to run a whole world?

[itsjustthemads]

Sure I do! You do it...with MAD SCIENCE!

[punsofiron]

[She just facepalms.]

I've known more crackpotted mad scientists that had better plans. You're not going to get anywhere in this plan so long as you don't stop and think this through for a minute!

[itsjustthemads]

I've got a dinosaur-teleporter and a nefarious silence-enforcer! I think that's plenty to get the ball rolling.

[punsofiron]

Are you even listening to a word I'm saying?

[itsjustthemads]

Nnnnnnnnoperoonie, can't hear a thing!

[punsofiron]

[Fine, you wanna be stubborn? She's not even gonna bother. Liz glares silently and...slowly extends her middle finger. Classy.]

[itsjustthemads]

Ohhhh, now that's just rude!

[punsofiron]

[So's your attitude, Frank. Get used to it, she's not gonna even bother trying to talk to you now.]

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie's in the Launch Deck, standing on top of her Go-Help-Frank Rocket. It looks like it had a tiny bit of a rough trip. She's fine, though; she's got a big cupcake on her head and is mouthing something at the camera.]

Hey! I'm kinda stuck down here, you guys! Can someone please give the dinosaur a Welcome Cupcake for me? I think it looks hungry!

Also, Frank? It's reeeeeeeeeally not nice to send dinosaurs after us! It was totally Pearl's fault anyway! I mean, I don't think she meant to, so uh...you shouldn't send dinosaurs after her either, okay?

[itsjustthemads]

Oh no, my friends...you are the welcome cupcake! Frosted with...tastiness! Mwahahaha!

Besides, dinosaurs are fun to send around places!

[sailorlaughter]

Ohhhhh no no no! My mane just LOOKS like cotton candy! It really just tastes like hair!

Maybe...if they were tame dinosaurs. Ooh, ooh, and you could RIDE them!

[itsjustthemads]

Dinosaurs are fine with either cotton candy or hair! For they are terrible lizards! MWAHA!

[sailorlaughter]

[She stands up on her tippy-hooves, peering off into the distance.]

It doesn't LOOK much like a lizard...it walks on two legs!

[itsjustthemads]

That's part of what makes it terrible!

[crafty_punk]

[Kanji just holds up a big white sign on a stick that reads: "Well %$&@"]

[itsjustthemads]

Thank you, Wily E. Coyote.

[crafty_punk]

[Kanji makes a rude gesture... but it's helpfully mosaic'd by Cambot.]

[itsjustthemads]

Now I don't think they ever did that in the cartoons...

[verygassy]

[Cambot's awesome Minako titles aren't working right now, mainly because Cambot kind of malfunctioned when he saw that giant dinosaur. So normal subtitles for now.





Oh right did we mention Minako is down in the Nature Deck right now in order to try and handle it?]

~Uh, Frank? No one was laughing at you.

Hang on a sec lemme just-

[Oh oops, sorry Cambot.]

[itsjustthemads]

[Nope, still all nuts.] The static is laughing at me! CUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOU STATIIIIIC!