First iteration

[fearmylaserface]

[Have a silver metallic orb with a bright blue light hovering close to Cambot, examining him carefully.] Hey. Buddy. Mind telling me where we are? I know I don't recognize this place from any of the memories. It's a cool looking place though. Love what they've done with the place.

For that matter? Who the hell are you, and why am I here? And I mean this location, not the existential form of the question. So no funny stuff... [The light quickly flickers to red, then back to blue.] Anyone want to answer me?

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[fearmylaserface]

I kind of lack a mouth like this.

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah, I saw that! [om nom nom cupcake] But I give everyone here a Welcome Cupcake! If you can't eat it, you just have to have a Welcome Hat!

[She thinks a moment.] Or balloons! I gave Wheatley balloons when he came. He was a little round robot too, only he didn't float!

[fearmylaserface]

Thank you, I guess. It's a nice gesture?

[sailorlaughter]

You're totally welcome! So, what's your name?

[fearmylaserface]

My name is Leonard Church, Pinkie Pie. Just call me Church though.