14 Cupcakes: Aaaaaaaapple? >3

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie's in the cafeteria deck, rolling happily around on the grass.] GUYS! Hey guys! This is totally the best week ever, am I right? Check out all the grass and these cool apple trees! They're JUST LIKE back home in Ponyville!

[Most of the trees around Pinkie are actually picked clean. The reason for this quickly becomes clear as Cammy pans around to show a table covered in apple pies. ALL the apple pies. Pinkie hops up next to it, beaming with pride.]

And you know what the best thing to do with apples is, right? THAT'S RIGHT! It's TOTALLY pies! Come get 'em while they're hot! Oh, oh, and Maes, this one's just for you!

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[liefeldisgod]

[He recovers from the surprise, blinking a second, then laughs with Pinkie]

Haha, ya got me. That's a good one, dudette.

[Don't think she's getting away without retaliation though, as he shoves a handful of poprock pie into her mouth]

[sailorlaughter]

MMMMPH!!! [Pinkie clamps her hooves over her own mouth in surprise at the popping, then bursts into new giggles.]

Ohmygosh, that's SO GOOD! I should make those for REAL sometime! [Yeah, she's taking another bite of that pie. You already gave her some, after all.] Oh, I really DID make you an apple pie though! It's over there with the other ones!

[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid laughs more and goes for one of the real apple pies.] That would be totally awesome! You could even mix Doritos and Surge in it, too!

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie would join him, but she thinks she'll finish off this pop-rock pie first.] You'd probably want to put the Doritos in after you baked it. They'd get all burnt and crispy!

[liefeldisgod]

Yeah, I guess...I don't really know all that much about cooking.

[Last time he tried he almost burned the house down trying to melt ring pops down.]

[sailorlaughter]

That's okay! I can totally teach you if you want!

[liefeldisgod]

Dude! We could like...discover the secret ingredients in pop tarts! We'd never run out of wildberry deliciousness ever again!

[sailorlaughter]

I've been WONDERING what wildberries were!

[liefeldisgod]

Me too!

Maybe they have some in the nature deck!

[sailorlaughter]

We should totally go look!

I'll just go with this since it's been a while XD

[liefeldisgod]

Awesome! Let's do that as soon as--[And then he gets cut off by a sudden choke on a piece of pie...is he okay?]

[sailorlaughter]

90s Kid! [She hops over and starts pounding his back vigorously with one hoof.] You okay?

[liefeldisgod]

[He manages to catch his breath again at least, buuuut he still doesn't look okay]

Oooh, Pinkie, I don't feel so hot, man. [If he could do the @_@ face he totally would right now]

[sailorlaughter]

90s Kid? [Pinkie leans up, putting a hoof on his knee, and produces a glass.] Here, have some milk!

[liefeldisgod]

[He reaches out to take it, but before he can grasp it he suddenly blacks out, faceplanting right into the apple pie with a splat.]

[sailorlaughter]

[She jumps back in surprise, dropping the glass.] 90s Kid!

...90s Kid? [She rolls him over and wipes some of the pie off his face. Is he asleep? She pokes him in the side a few times, then plops down and headtilts at him when she gets no response. Most ponies finish at least one or two of her pies before they need to take a nap...

She thinks a few more moments, then pulls a noisemaker out of her tail and blows it right next to his ear.]

[liefeldisgod]

[It's not very effective...]

[sailorlaughter]

...huh. That's weird.

...

HEY 90S KID!

[liefeldisgod]

[He only snores in response.]

[sailorlaughter]

[And now the other pie-eaters are beginning to drop. Pinkie's ears go flat in alarm, and she begins prodding 90s Kid more frantically in the cheek.]

90s Kid? C'mon, this isn't funny!

[liefeldisgod]

[Nope, sorry.]

[sailorlaughter]

[As the others continue to drop, Pinkie's alarm spreads throughout the Satellite. As does a certain realization about exactly why this was happening. A few minutes later, Pinkie comes back and plops down next to 90s Kid with a sigh.] I bet Applejack never has this problem...

[After a few minutes, she lifts her head and looks at 90s Kid again.] Y'know, I've heard this story lots of times before. My mommy used to tell it to us back on the farm! I guess maybe I should've thought about it before...

[The story ended okay, though. The mare woke up. Pinkie narrowed her eyes contemplatively at 90s Kid. She wasn't his One True Love or anything...but hey, it was worth a shot, wasn't it? There wasn't anyone else around to see her anyway. The pink pony flicked her tail awkwardly a few times, then shut her eyes, leaned forward, and gave 90s Kid a quick kiss on the cheek.]

[liefeldisgod]

[Well that...actually got a reaction of some sort. There's an odd sort of flush in 90s Kid's face as Pinkie kisses him, and finally he starts to stir slowly]

Mmmrnfive m're minutes mom...zzzz

[sailorlaughter]

[Oh! Oh, wow! It really worked! Pinkie hopped excitedly to her feet, poking him in the side again.]

90S KID! Hey, wake up!

[Maybe he needed more kissing. Her second attempt came a lot faster and with less awkwardness, landing firmly on his forehead.]

[liefeldisgod]

Mm...nnhwha? Whassat?

[He cracks an eye open with the second kiss, still very groggy and still waking up.]