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[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid is on the rec deck, and what the HELL is he wearing? It looks like it was originally a cowboy costume...an all black tight leather ensemble with huge shoulderpads and spikes everywhere...he probably thought it looked hardcore but it looks more like something out of a heavy metal band or a dirty magazine.

Anyway, he's down on the rec deck clinging for dear life to a mechanical bull that's just barely started up. After a little while on it he starts to relax, pushing himself upright and holding on.]

Alright, I did it! WHOOOO! [he throws an arm up in the air as it spins him around] DUUUUDE, this is so aweso--WOOOAH!

[His triumph is short lived as suddenly the bull bucks forward, sending him flying straight over Cambot, and off camera there is a crash and the sound of a cat screaming.]

Comments

[gettraught]

You know, if you ever wanna do something like that again, maybe you shouldn't wear clothes that are going to risk you getting your head taken off or stabbed.

[liefeldisgod]

Aw come on, man! Spikes are totally the best look!

[gettraught]

You've gotta be kidding. They're about the least effective form of defense and they give your opponent way too many handholds for throwing you around the room.

[liefeldisgod]

But it looks so cool!

[Clearly he's not gonna get it, bro]