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[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid is on the rec deck, and what the HELL is he wearing? It looks like it was originally a cowboy costume...an all black tight leather ensemble with huge shoulderpads and spikes everywhere...he probably thought it looked hardcore but it looks more like something out of a heavy metal band or a dirty magazine.

Anyway, he's down on the rec deck clinging for dear life to a mechanical bull that's just barely started up. After a little while on it he starts to relax, pushing himself upright and holding on.]

Alright, I did it! WHOOOO! [he throws an arm up in the air as it spins him around] DUUUUDE, this is so aweso--WOOOAH!

[His triumph is short lived as suddenly the bull bucks forward, sending him flying straight over Cambot, and off camera there is a crash and the sound of a cat screaming.]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

Okie-dokie-lokie!

[A minute later, she bounces into the room and looks him up and down for a few seconds before grabbing whatever limb is closest and starting to pull.] Why're you wearing so many spikes, anyway?

[liefeldisgod]

[And he tries to push, himself, to give her some more leverage.]

Because spikes are totally hardcore, Dudette! They - erngh - make you look huge and dangerous and stuff!

[sailorlaughter]

[This isn't really working. She plants one of her hind hooves against the wall and pushes.] But - now you're stuck in a wall!

[liefeldisgod]

Rrrrgh...yeah, maybe I shoulda gone with the pouches.

[sailorlaughter]

At least - you can put snacks in those!

[liefeldisgod]

And big guns!

Nnnngh.....[aaaand he finally pops out of the wall, falling forward and flopping RIGHT on top of Pinkie Pie]

[sailorlaughter]

But mostly snacks - eeeep!

[Pinkie squeaks as she's squished. Luckily, she avoids the spikes.]

[liefeldisgod]

[Very luckily.

90s Kid sits up, shaking his head.]

Woah...you okay dudette?

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah... [She sits up, rubbing her own head - luckily her mane is shock-absorbent.]

...the pouches really ARE a better idea.