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[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid is on the rec deck, and what the HELL is he wearing? It looks like it was originally a cowboy costume...an all black tight leather ensemble with huge shoulderpads and spikes everywhere...he probably thought it looked hardcore but it looks more like something out of a heavy metal band or a dirty magazine.

Anyway, he's down on the rec deck clinging for dear life to a mechanical bull that's just barely started up. After a little while on it he starts to relax, pushing himself upright and holding on.]

Alright, I did it! WHOOOO! [he throws an arm up in the air as it spins him around] DUUUUDE, this is so aweso--WOOOAH!

[His triumph is short lived as suddenly the bull bucks forward, sending him flying straight over Cambot, and off camera there is a crash and the sound of a cat screaming.]

Comments

[liefeldisgod]

...shut up.

[shortpants_knight]

I'll take that as a 'no' then.

[liefeldisgod]

What do you know about cool, man? You're wearing a SKIRT!

[shortpants_knight]

... Tunic. And that's beside the point anyway. Your misconception of cool is the reason you're stuck to a wall right now.

[What even? Link has never heard of anyone mistaking a tunic for a skirt. Then again, 90s Kid doesn't really seem to have a lot going on upstairs, as evidenced by his current predicament.]

[liefeldisgod]

It's not a misconception!!! All the cool dudes I know have spikes on their clothes, man! They never have problems like this!

I just...need more practice.

[shortpants_knight]

Maybe others you've seen wearing the spikes haven't had problems because they think of what they're doing first. Spikes certainly aren't practical in a situation where you might be tossed into a wall hard enough for those spikes to stick. It's not likely that they're very practical in a social situation either... unless you want to make people avoid you.

[liefeldisgod]

...

Well, you're...

....

[he got nothin'.]

[shortpants_knight]

[He thought so.]