itsjustcambot | (no subject)

[ Well, here's a familiar face! Or perhaps not, because he's been gone for a while. At any rate, there's a ginger on your screen, looking rather tired and a mite annoyed, at that! He gives the camera a half-hearted wave. ]

Heeeeeeey, guuuys. Miss me? Well, now you don't have to, because here I am! Without even a "Welcome Back" party, either. You guys really know how to make a guy feel at home, let me tell you.

[ He's totally not dripping sarcasm. Really. Please forgive him; he hasn't slept in at least a day. ]

There just wasn't enough going on back home, you know? Totally uneventful. I'm a teenager; I need some excitement in my life! And what better place to find it than on the Satellite of Loooove, with its dampening field and talking rainbow ponies and crazy experiments? It's perfect! And here I was just going to go for a midnight stroll! What was I thinking?

[ He throws his hands in the air and meanders around the hall for a few moments as Cambot watches, obviously trying to walk off his frustration. This was not supposed to turn into a rant. Calm down, Wally. Breeeeeeeathe. Okay, now try again. ]

Where is everybody? I haven't seen anyone, and I've been here for at least an hour already. Are you all hiding from me? Planning that "Welcome Back, Wally" party as a surprise? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that! Buuuut shouldn't everyone still be acting relatively normal? Like, you know, not all completely disappearing? Seriously, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a horror flick, here, On an abandoned satellite waiting for aliens to attack!

Or zombies.

Or zombie aliens.

[ He takes a moment to consider this. ]

I wouldn't put it past this place. Better go stock up on knives and forks from the cafeteria, just in case. Rob didn't teach me to throw Batarangs for nothing.

Threaded | Flat

Wally! Woah, you came back! What happened with you?

[Of course, since humans can't actually understand Pokemon, all Wally's gonna actually hear is "Eeev! Vee-eevee! Eevee-vee-vee! Eeeeevee!"

[The answer comes from someone who currently looks like this. Unfortunately, right now, he's limited to saying "growlithe" and variations on that, but he's welcoming you with open paws!]

[Chibi bounces from foot to foot, waving his tail eagerly.]

[And suddenly a Clefairy teleports herself right in front of him and starts bouncing up and down.] OHMYGOSH! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmyGOSH! It's YOU! You came back too! This is SO great, Kaldur's gonna be so HAPPY!

Oooooh! Here! Have a Welcome Back Cupcake! [And yep a floating cupcake just appeared too]

Ursa. Teddiursa. Teddi-teddiursa. Ursa.

"We're all in a bit of a bind, that party will have to wait."

[Midna smirks into the camera. He seems pretty entertaining, like Zidane.]

Lie. Lie-liepard. Liepard-pard.

"It's a good thing you didn't get here last week, Red, even though you might have just found us all snoozing. Who knows?"

Congratulations, you got excitement.

Mie. Star mie?

"Zombie aliens. Really?"

[Sadly, starfish can't really facepalm, but if they could, Aqua probably would be.]

Smeargle.

"Hello, Wally."

[Namine waves. Then, as she's figured out that there's a bit of a communication problem, she holds up a picture. Not a very good one, but Wally can probably figure out that it's a drawing of Namine in both her normal and Pokemon forms, with an equal sign between the two.]

You used to be here before? Huh, I didn't know that could happen...

[And of course, all this is coming across as a series of cute little "nya-nya-nyans."]

De-wott? (Wally?)

[Not exactly the best time for a reunion Wally, but Kaldur is MORE THAN HAPPY to see you. Of course, at the moment, he's a blue, otter looking thing. But Wally should at least be able to recognize the eel markings on the blue otter's fur. Hopefully he can put two and two together from there.]

Dew dewott dew dew. Dewott wott dew dewott. Dew?

(It is good to see you again my friend. It has been far too long. Is everyone all right back home?)