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[ Well, here's a familiar face! Or perhaps not, because he's been gone for a while. At any rate, there's a ginger on your screen, looking rather tired and a mite annoyed, at that! He gives the camera a half-hearted wave. ]

Heeeeeeey, guuuys. Miss me? Well, now you don't have to, because here I am! Without even a "Welcome Back" party, either. You guys really know how to make a guy feel at home, let me tell you.

[ He's totally not dripping sarcasm. Really. Please forgive him; he hasn't slept in at least a day. ]

There just wasn't enough going on back home, you know? Totally uneventful. I'm a teenager; I need some excitement in my life! And what better place to find it than on the Satellite of Loooove, with its dampening field and talking rainbow ponies and crazy experiments? It's perfect! And here I was just going to go for a midnight stroll! What was I thinking?

[ He throws his hands in the air and meanders around the hall for a few moments as Cambot watches, obviously trying to walk off his frustration. This was not supposed to turn into a rant. Calm down, Wally. Breeeeeeeathe. Okay, now try again. ]

Where is everybody? I haven't seen anyone, and I've been here for at least an hour already. Are you all hiding from me? Planning that "Welcome Back, Wally" party as a surprise? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that! Buuuut shouldn't everyone still be acting relatively normal? Like, you know, not all completely disappearing? Seriously, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a horror flick, here, On an abandoned satellite waiting for aliens to attack!

Or zombies.

Or zombie aliens.

[ He takes a moment to consider this. ]

I wouldn't put it past this place. Better go stock up on knives and forks from the cafeteria, just in case. Rob didn't teach me to throw Batarangs for nothing.

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[Sora looks a bit confused.]

No...it's Sora. You don't recognize me? [And this gets translated as more name-saying.]

[ This is a look of intense concentration. Or maybe just intense confusion. Either way, Wally's trying to figure this out.

It isn't working.

What is the thing saying, again? ]

...Eevee?

Eeeev...

"Uhh...yeah..."

[Sora puts a paw to his head, trying to think of what's going on here. After a moment, he paws at the crown necklace he's still wearing.]

Eeveeee-vee?

"Hey, recognize this, right?"

[ Wally squints at the screen, brow furrowing in confusion. ]

Hey, isn't that Sora's necklace? How'd you get it?

[Sora looks a little bit frustrated, and points a paw at himself.]

EEvee!

"Yes! I'M Sora!"

[ Wally suddenly holds up his hands in a placating gesture. ]

Whoa, hey, I didn't mean to upset you! Sorry!

[Sora facepaws. He's not upset so much as frustrated...okay, obviously there's a language problem going on here, if Wally can't understand him. He tries one more time.]

Eeeevee? [He points to the necklace.] Eevee! [Then to himself.]

"I've got this because I'm Sora!"

[ Aaaand thanks to Namine, it's all dawning on him. You can see the realization as it hits him. ]

Oh! Sora!

[ Now he just looks embarrassed. It took him this long to figure this out? He scratches the back of his neck and lets out an exasperated sigh. ]

Man, what happened to you guys?

Eevee, vee!

"Yeah, that's right!"

[Sora nods eagerly. Finally, he got through on that matter! At the next question, he just shrugs, and gestures to the Satellite ceiling over him.]

Eeeeev... Ee-vee-veee eevee, eevee.

"I don't know...it's just the Satellite being weird to us again, we think."