itsjustcambot | (no subject)

[ Well, here's a familiar face! Or perhaps not, because he's been gone for a while. At any rate, there's a ginger on your screen, looking rather tired and a mite annoyed, at that! He gives the camera a half-hearted wave. ]

Heeeeeeey, guuuys. Miss me? Well, now you don't have to, because here I am! Without even a "Welcome Back" party, either. You guys really know how to make a guy feel at home, let me tell you.

[ He's totally not dripping sarcasm. Really. Please forgive him; he hasn't slept in at least a day. ]

There just wasn't enough going on back home, you know? Totally uneventful. I'm a teenager; I need some excitement in my life! And what better place to find it than on the Satellite of Loooove, with its dampening field and talking rainbow ponies and crazy experiments? It's perfect! And here I was just going to go for a midnight stroll! What was I thinking?

[ He throws his hands in the air and meanders around the hall for a few moments as Cambot watches, obviously trying to walk off his frustration. This was not supposed to turn into a rant. Calm down, Wally. Breeeeeeeathe. Okay, now try again. ]

Where is everybody? I haven't seen anyone, and I've been here for at least an hour already. Are you all hiding from me? Planning that "Welcome Back, Wally" party as a surprise? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that! Buuuut shouldn't everyone still be acting relatively normal? Like, you know, not all completely disappearing? Seriously, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a horror flick, here, On an abandoned satellite waiting for aliens to attack!

Or zombies.

Or zombie aliens.

[ He takes a moment to consider this. ]

I wouldn't put it past this place. Better go stock up on knives and forks from the cafeteria, just in case. Rob didn't teach me to throw Batarangs for nothing.

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[ He raises an eyebrow as he reads, and he released a low "ohhhh" of vague understanding. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Alright, how to go about explaining this? He looks like he's trying to talk out a mystery a la Sherlock Holmes. ]

Uh, the last time I was here, you were here. But then I got back home somehow, and you were there, too. I tried asking you about the Satellite, but... you said you didn't remember any of it. I thought I'd dreamed it all! But if you never left, how could you be there, too?

[ Unless... ]

...How sure are we that Cadmus never got any DNA samples from when we freed Supey?

[Kaldur shakes his head and takes the paper to start writing again. He holds it up after a moment]

I do not know. I know that time differences and anomalies are a common occurrence here, even more evident once we found the time machine on the lower decks. Perhaps my being here and you going back caused a split in the time line? I honestly do not know.

[He frowns at the suggestion and shakes his head, adding a quick note]

Robin blew the vessels up, did he not?