[Forrester shows up on the viewscreen...unfortunately, it’s not the Forrester that the SOL knows, but instead Emperor Forrester. He looks very unhappy right now.]

Alternate Dr. F: Thanks to your little attempts at humorizing the experiments away, all the humans here on earth are un-evolving and starting to revolt, ya spoilsports!

[In the background, there can be heard some crowds yelling and chanting outside:]

Crowds: Dinos gotta go! Dinos gotta go! Dinos gotta go!

Alternate Dr. F: Soooo, I’m afraid you’ll have to die now! I’m sending my elite forces straight to your Satellite to inflict The Experiment directly on you!

[And then, Emperor Forrester shows on the viewscreen an image of the experiment that broke humanity...it’s the copy of Left Behind that Discord corrupted! The story reel is seething with chaotic power, even just as an image.]

Alternate Dr. F: And if that doesn’t work, we’ll just blow you up. So I’d suggest just taking a big hearty draft of The Experiment instead. Toodle-oodles, troubled poodles!

[The screen fitzes, and switches to a view that Rocket #9 is kind enough to give: it looks like there’s a fleet of fighter jet-type spaceships heading straight for the SOL! The screen flickers again, and shows Captain Salt Lake in his cockpit at the head of the fleet. He looks even angrier than Emperor Forrester.]

Salt Lake: I looked up my family history last night...it was you man-beasts that beat the crap out of Great-great-great grandfather Utah! [He pulls down his shades.] It’s PERSONAL now!

[An attack is coming on the SOL! If the lead ship gets too close, The Experiment That Broke Humanity will be automatically loaded into the theater! Characters can get into the subpods on the Satellite and try to fight off the attackers, but considering the dinosaur firepower, it might be more prudent to run! It’s up to you!]