[Iron Liz, office chair, bookshelf...yup, still hasn't taken off the armor.

Cambot cues the music as she speaks enthusiastically.]

Hail and well met, Satellite denizens! Iron Liz here with some great news!

I'm pretty sure everyone who's been here a while remembers that disastrous Dungeons and Dragons campaign with Tom Servo quite 'fondly'. Well, I feel pretty bad that everybody who was interested had a bad first taste of D&D, so today I'm finally here to make it up to you with this!

[She holds up a thick binder completely packed with paper, half of it starting to fall out. There are cluttered notes scribbled pretty much everywhere.]

"Dungeons and Dragons: Liz and Mina Edition!"

That's right, Minako and I went through a copy of fourth edition that we found in the media library and completely revised it from the ground up. We put all the classes from previous editions back in, and even created a few of our own! [She flips through the notes on character creation. You might notice the words "Sailor Senshi" written at the top of one of the pages, among other things.] The mechanics have been tightened, and best of all, this time I will be taking the throne as your dungeonmaster.

We've been working on this for months, and now that it's finally ready, we may as well take advantage of the setting to playtest it! So if you guys want to give D&D a second chance, or if you newcomers want to try it for the first time, come down to the cafeteria tonight and join us!