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itsjustcambot2012-04-16 07:59 pm
sailormuffins) wrote in itsjustcambot2012-04-16 07:59 pm
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[Hello there SoLeAAAAAAAAH. OH GOD.
GOOGLY YELLOW EYES. And suddenly, CLOVERFIELD CAMERA SHAKING!]
Hello! Hellooooo? Is this thing on??
Lemme turn it o--
[And then suddenly the Cambot shorts out. Cue another Cambot turning on and--well, it appears there is another pony on board. This one with wings and very odd-looking eyes. As to what happened, it appears it ripped that other Cambot out of its socket, along with an entire piece of panel and outer shell of the ship, revealing nothing but cold, black space.
...
WAIT WHAT-]
WOW! How did that happen? It suddenly got really windy in here!!
[Says the pegasus as it is being sucked out due to decompression. Oh, and incidentally making deep hoof-sized grooves as it is being dragged along. The utterly destroyed Cambot (and accompanying panel and outer shell) from before is a more immediate victim - it smashes right into the horse's head, snapping in half before it disappears out the hole.
Meanwhile the pony, fam from being knocked out of concussed or, well, dead, looks confused.]
Heeey, that's the camera from before! I should fix i-
[-and out the pony gets sucked. Even Cambot has no idea how to respond. Except to worriedly switch to Rocket Number 9-
While going "Wheeeee! Woooooah!! Its like I'm flying without my wiiiiings........" as it floats on into outer space.
Oh, never mind, it's fine! Someone might want to say something about the decompression. And the panel. And the giant hoof grooves the newcomer made. How the heck did that pony manage to even do that...]
GOOGLY YELLOW EYES. And suddenly, CLOVERFIELD CAMERA SHAKING!]
Hello! Hellooooo? Is this thing on??
Lemme turn it o--
[And then suddenly the Cambot shorts out. Cue another Cambot turning on and--well, it appears there is another pony on board. This one with wings and very odd-looking eyes. As to what happened, it appears it ripped that other Cambot out of its socket, along with an entire piece of panel and outer shell of the ship, revealing nothing but cold, black space.
...
WAIT WHAT-]
WOW! How did that happen? It suddenly got really windy in here!!
[Says the pegasus as it is being sucked out due to decompression. Oh, and incidentally making deep hoof-sized grooves as it is being dragged along. The utterly destroyed Cambot (and accompanying panel and outer shell) from before is a more immediate victim - it smashes right into the horse's head, snapping in half before it disappears out the hole.
Meanwhile the pony, fam from being knocked out of concussed or, well, dead, looks confused.]
Heeey, that's the camera from before! I should fix i-
[-and out the pony gets sucked. Even Cambot has no idea how to respond. Except to worriedly switch to Rocket Number 9-
While going "Wheeeee! Woooooah!! Its like I'm flying without my wiiiiings........" as it floats on into outer space.
Oh, never mind, it's fine! Someone might want to say something about the decompression. And the panel. And the giant hoof grooves the newcomer made. How the heck did that pony manage to even do that...]
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[A SPACE MUFFIN MAKER. THIS. THIS IS SO AWESOME.
MUFFIN CHASING IS A GO!]
THIS IS SO AWESOME PINKIE WHERE DID YOU GET IT!?
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