1 Derp

[sailormuffins]

[Hello there SoLeAAAAAAAAH. OH GOD.

GOOGLY YELLOW EYES. And suddenly, CLOVERFIELD CAMERA SHAKING!]

Hello! Hellooooo? Is this thing on??

Lemme turn it o--

[And then suddenly the Cambot shorts out. Cue another Cambot turning on and--well, it appears there is another pony on board. This one with wings and very odd-looking eyes. As to what happened, it appears it ripped that other Cambot out of its socket, along with an entire piece of panel and outer shell of the ship, revealing nothing but cold, black space.

...

WAIT WHAT-]

WOW! How did that happen? It suddenly got really windy in here!!

[Says the pegasus as it is being sucked out due to decompression. Oh, and incidentally making deep hoof-sized grooves as it is being dragged along. The utterly destroyed Cambot (and accompanying panel and outer shell) from before is a more immediate victim - it smashes right into the horse's head, snapping in half before it disappears out the hole.

Meanwhile the pony, fam from being knocked out of concussed or, well, dead, looks confused.]

Heeey, that's the camera from before! I should fix i-

[-and out the pony gets sucked. Even Cambot has no idea how to respond. Except to worriedly switch to Rocket Number 9-

While going "Wheeeee! Woooooah!! Its like I'm flying without my wiiiiings........" as it floats on into outer space.

Oh, never mind, it's fine! Someone might want to say something about the decompression. And the panel. And the giant hoof grooves the newcomer made. How the heck did that pony manage to even do that...]

Comments

[itsjustthebots]

[Gypsy spends about a minute staring at the camera with a horrified expression.]

[She then leaves to seal off that part of the ship so that the whole satellite doesn't get decompressed. Once that's done about a minute or two later, she returns to Cambot, and resumes looking horrified.]

[sailormuffins]

[Meanwhile with Rocket Number 9...]

Hi there!

[itsjustthebots]

Um. Hello. How did you break the ship?

[sailormuffins]

I don't know! I was just trying to turn on the camera!

[itsjustthebots]

You don't need to turn it on! Cambot takes care of himself!

[sailormuffins]

...Really?

[itsjustthebots]

Yes!

...Look, you probably shouldn't stay out there.

[sailorlaughter]

. . .

...Cammy, can we make a few quick changes to the ESS Cupcakeprise?

[sailormuffins]

[Ding! Meanwhile, outside the ship...]

Heeeeeeey! I know that voice!

[Quickly the foal changed direction - going right back towards the ship.]

HEY PINKIE! PIIIINKIE PIIIIIE!! PIIINKIIIIIE!!

[sailorlaughter]

HIYA DERPY! HANG ON, HANG ON, - yeah, just put them all in! - I'M COMING OUT!

[A few seconds later, a small hovercraft pulls out of the launching dock. And promptly starts shooting muffins everywhere.] WELCOME TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[sailormuffins]

WOOOOOOOW!!

[A SPACE MUFFIN MAKER. THIS. THIS IS SO AWESOME.

MUFFIN CHASING IS A GO!]

THIS IS SO AWESOME PINKIE WHERE DID YOU GET IT!?

[sailorlaughter]

I JUST TAPED A FEW LITTLE CUPCAKE CANNONS TO A SHIP! IT'S THE ESS CUPCAKEPRISE! OH, BUT THEN YOU LIKE MUFFINS BETTER, SO I JUST PUT THEM IN THERE INSTEAD! IT'S LIKE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SHIPS IN ONE!

[alleyenobrain]

...Think that topped my record.

[sailormuffins]

Record? What record??

[alleyenobrain]

The making-bad-impressions-by-breaking-things one. I mean, not one I asked for, full stop, but let's be honest, a record's a record.

[sailormuffins]

But I didn't mean to! I don't even know how I did that...I just wanted to turn the camera on...

[alleyenobrain]

Ain't that how it goes, I tell you. Oooone little thing, place all comes crashing down, like it was designed to break, sorto f a terrible way to build something, you ask me.

[punsofiron]

[...that was so what-is-this-I-don't-even that Liz can't even squee over the new pony]

[sailormuffins]

[Blink!]

Woooooah...a new breed of pony!

[punsofiron]

...Actually, I'm a human.

[sailormuffins]

Oh! So a...human pony!

[Momentary stare.]

Ok, I got it! And your name is...Iron Maiden, right? Am I right??

1/3

[punsofiron]

...

2/3

[punsofiron]

You know what?

[punsofiron]

Close enough.

[thirteenth_brat]

[There are no words...]

[royal_moonrise]

[...facehoof.]

[sailormuffins]

HI PRINCESS LUNA!!

[royal_moonrise]

...greetings.

[sailormuffins]

I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM HERE! ARE YOU ON THE MOON RIGHT NOW?? CAN YOU SEE ME WAVING AT YOU??

[Waving at the moon! Yup.]

[royal_moonrise]

No. We are on the satellite.

[cleverkit]

[More or less awestruck] WHOA! How did you do that?

[Yes Kit, ignore the danger to life and limb and focus on the sheer "cool" factor. Great idea.]

[sailormuffins]

I don't know! It just happened all of a sudden!

[cleverkit]

Well, it was awesome! I haven't seen anything like that up here aside from Terra accidentally breaking one of the doors. But the ship itself? Cool!

[sailormagic]

...You're just the same as ever, Derpy.

[Yeah, at this point Twi can't be anything BUT unfazed by what Derpy causes. Or what Pinkie causes, for that matter.]

[sailormuffins]

HI TWILIGHT!!

Hang on, let me come back over to the ship so I can talk to you!

[sailormagic]

That might be for the best.

[No, she's not asking how Derpy's breathing. It's best not to, seriously.]

[halfdarkened]

...

Well, you're a special pony, aren't you?