Nine Cupcakes: I HATE CUPCAKES

[sailorlaughter]

[Cammy's already screeching in alarm when he turns the feed on, hovering near the ground outside a room with a slightly-cracked door. He stays there for a few seconds, then cautiously peeeeeeeers around the corner again, nudging the door open a little further.]

I SAID GO AWAY!

[There's the briefest flash of Pinkie sitting on her bed before Cammy has to duck a thrown pillow. But he's always been an intrepid little Cambot and he darts forward quickly, long enough to note the unnatural greyness of his friend's coat. He doesn't dodge her next throw, and the alarm clock leaves a small spiderweb of cracks across the corner of his screen. Pinkie can be heard muttering to herself as he quickly turns tail and flees.]

I hate Cambots...

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[sailorlaughter]

Great. Glad I could make you happy.

[Great Celestia, did Pinkie Pie just learn sarcasm]

[sailorlaughter]

[...well, she got rid of him. She's glad he isn't there to make fun of her anymore, but that didn't really make her any happier either. She slams the door behind him and stomps over to her bed, burying her face in the mattress. Maybe now she could be alone.]

[sailorlaughter]

[She glares at him for a few seconds before turning her back to the camera with an angry snort.] Just leave me alone!

[itsjustthenpcs]

[Unfortunately for 90s Kid, he bumps straight into the cause of all these problems when he's galloping down the hall...]

Ohhh look, someone's a sad, sorry stallion! Don't you have any friends' shoulders to cry on?

[liefeldisgod]

[And upon collision, 90s Kid falls right on his rump, just sitting there as Discord mocks him. He's never had to deal with this before and he...really isn't coping well.]

Hey back off man, I'm not in the mood!

[itsjustthenpcs]

I'llll take that as a no, then! What a shaaame!

[His eyes wibble with false sadness.] Oh well! You're better off without that nonsense, I say!

[liefeldisgod]

Hey! How can you say that?

[Hit a nerve? Oh most likely.]

[itsjustthenpcs]

[And boy, does he know it. He taps 90s Kid on the head.]

I can say it because I know it's true! What's friendship gotten you now? A big hunk of crying!

[liefeldisgod]

[He snorts and shakes his mane, forcing himself out from under Discord's finger, giving him a glare.]

Waaaaiiit a minute. How do you know all about that?

[halfdarkened]

I was being sarcastic. Just like you're being. [Takes one to know one.]

Pinkie, this isn't you. Snap out of it.

[itsjustthenpcs]

What? About Pinkie Pie? Oh, I heard the way she was treating you there!

[There's a bit of a sly grin crossing his face now.] Trust me...it's not the first time she's done it, either!

[liefeldisgod]

....what?

[itsjustthenpcs]

Don't believe me? She was just like this back in Equestria when push came to shove! Guess you're just next on the list!

[liefeldisgod]

...but...

She wouldn't do that...that's not like her!

[Something's not right here, and the gears just might be starting to turn.]

[sailorlaughter]

[Don't worry. Once this is over she'll have lost the skill entirely. She glowers at the camera, knocking it away with a hoof.]

I'm just fine!

[A few seconds later, a dull pinkish head pops out from under Riku's dresser. She reaches out, grabs the bottle of aspirin she left here when she and Rarity were treating him, and slowly retreats back under the dresser, glaring unflinchingly at him the entire time. Don't bother looking under there, either.]

[acceptedburden]

Are you certain you do not wish to talk about it.

[He's dealt with grumps like Roy and Superboy, he is fairly certain he can handle you]

[beforetheflame]

Hm... Having a bad day?

[itsjustthenpcs]

I don't know if you've been paying attention at all, but she did just do that!

[He laughs again.] Oh, but don't take it too hard...ohh, I suppose it's too late for that.

[liefeldisgod]

But why?

[sailorlaughter]

YES!

[Her voice is muffled in her sheets, but still loud. He'd only laugh at her anyway.]

[sailorlaughter]

No, you think?

[itsjustthenpcs]

Why are you asking me? Perhaps she just got tired of your tiresome antics!

[beforetheflame]

You're not usually this sarcastic either.

Alright, who tipped you off?

[acceptedburden]

Well, when you want to talk I will be here.

I will check on you later, all right?

[sailorlaughter]

[No. No it isn't. She sulks some more and ignores him entirely.]