Third Theft

[icanhastail]

[Somehow, somewhere, Zidane has acquired a dashing hat and gotten it to stay on his still-pony-shaped head. He's currently rooting around on the Theatrical Deck, surprise surprise, and has somehow acquired a stack of loose papers and a pen. Time to see if it really is as difficult to write with your mouth as he thinks it's going to be!]

Hey, I've got a couple of questions for you! See, I had a talk the other day with a guy who really needs more of a social life and maybe a date every once in awhile [hello Frank!], or at all, and during that conversation I started thinking about maybe trying my hand at that whole being a playwright thing. Lord Avon is immortal, of course, but there's always room for a newcomer, isn't that right?

So! Since we all come from these difference places and presumably our entertainment on our homes was probably different, what kind of plays would you guys be interested in seeing? Comedy? Tragedy? Farce? Satire? Or we've got melodrama or maaaybe a musical, but writing music isn't really my strong suit, and we're going to avoid any and all morality plays because those are without a doubt always boring as hell.

Suggestions? Comments? Concerns? Just say what's on your mind!

Comments

[punsofiron]

[Chin. Hoof.]

You mean we could be acting out a story that Crow didn't write for once? I am so there.

Nice hat, by the way.

[icanhastail]

That one robot that looks kind of like a weird bird? Yeah, I don't think I'd trust anything he wrote about as far as Eiko could throw it. And thanks! I found it in a trunk up here. [It's a safe bet to assume that Zidane's found his second home.] There was another one that wouldn't fit on my head too well like this.

[And he drops out of Cambot's screenrange for a moment, then pops back up with an even more dashing hat by the brim in his teeth.]

I doh' fink ih's made for pfonies.

[itsjustthebots]

Weird bird? Weird bird?! Crows are hardly weird, Mr. Monkey-pony!

And we'll see if you get any offers for my next screenplay!

[icanhastail]

Oh, so you're planning on writing again?

...Why? I heard that was a disaster!

[itsjustthebots]

Ohhh, I've got some things in the works! Once I get my claw-like appendages back, anyway!

Disaster? Nahhh, that was a great success! There was some great improvisation there! What pizzazz!

[icanhastail]

Ohhhhhhhh, okay, I get it now.

You're delusional!

[itsjustthebots]

No, just visionary! All great artists were considered delusional in their own time! Picasso! Orson Wells! Gallagher! Well...no, actually not Gallagher at all.

[icanhastail]

'Visionary' does not mean 'without structure.' You seem to be forgetting that key fact.

[itsjustthebots]

I know plenty about structure! I've taken two whole creative writing workshops!

...Okay, so I was two hours late for the second, but I got all the notes!

[icanhastail]

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Notes. Like they can teach you how to be a playwright.

[itsjustthebots]

Sure they can! That, and a healthy grant from an arts foundation!

[icanhastail]

Yeah, get back to me on that. Somehow I doubt you've got any clue what you're doing.

[itsjustthebots]

Fine then! I will!

[icanhastail]

[Will just wait and see on this one. He's expecting whatever Crow comes up with next to completely suck.]