The 1rst Burst of Flame

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

[The camera comes on, it looks like Lea has what seems to be wires tied around his head and shoulders. He’s trying to untangle himself as he looks into the camera.]

Yo. Uh… Gimme a second, I’m a little tied up.

[Finally getting untangled Lea cleared his throat as he kicked the wires away.]

Hey so um… I kinda woke up here, I don’t know how I got here but… Mind someone start just filling me in what’s goin’ on here and where exactly am I? I ain’t too fond of being dropped somewhere I’m not familiar with, and I mean really unfamiliar with. I can’t make out anything here-Wha-Whoa-Wha-Whoooaa-!

[And falls backwards, tripping on his own feet over the wires. Sits back up, tangled again.]

Man, who leaves these here?!

Comments

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

You mean the purple robot with the weird voice didn't fill you in?

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

[Scratches his ear.]

What that robot thing? Ya... She clued me in a little, all I got from it is that we're on some space ship, and suppose to Rip or something. I don't know, I didn't really pay attention, she sounds like a cow.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's --

...huh, I guess that's kinda true but you're not really supposed to say that out LOUD.

Anyway, we're all a bunch of guinea pigs for some weird experiment involving bad fiction. I'm not really sure what the goal is myself, actually.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

[Lifts an eyebrow.]

... Robots don't get offended do they?

[Folds his arms as he listens.]

Tch, that just sounds boring. So we all have to do this huh? We don't have to write essays explaining how bad the story is or nothin' do we?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Do you really wanna risk making the robot that runs the life support mad?

Nah, it looks like you watch it in a big old theater and everybody makes fun of it.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

She gets mad? Wait... She runs the life support?!

Wha-?

Man, this place is weird!

Huh? Oh... Well, that sounds heck of a lot easier than writing some essay. What a relief.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Eh. I've seen weirder.

Just hope you're good at snappy comments. Or something like that. I dunno, the whole process looks weird as heck.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Snappy comments I can deal with, no problem.

Tch, well I guess that's better than actually bein' experimented on or something.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Weeeell technically it's still an experiment. Just a mental one, is all. I think they think we're supposed to break under the pressure or something. Thankfully, I've got a strong mind against stuff.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Tch, yea, they're gonna have a while before they can break me with stupid stories.