The 1rst Burst of Flame

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

[The camera comes on, it looks like Lea has what seems to be wires tied around his head and shoulders. He’s trying to untangle himself as he looks into the camera.]

Yo. Uh… Gimme a second, I’m a little tied up.

[Finally getting untangled Lea cleared his throat as he kicked the wires away.]

Hey so um… I kinda woke up here, I don’t know how I got here but… Mind someone start just filling me in what’s goin’ on here and where exactly am I? I ain’t too fond of being dropped somewhere I’m not familiar with, and I mean really unfamiliar with. I can’t make out anything here-Wha-Whoa-Wha-Whoooaa-!

[And falls backwards, tripping on his own feet over the wires. Sits back up, tangled again.]

Man, who leaves these here?!

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[beforethemoon]

Yes, it is. It always is.

Not this suddenly...

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Ma-han, you really need to up your confidence in me.

[Shakings his head, then gives a smirk before pondering where they were.]

That's odd... Hm...

[Shrugs as he puts his arms behind his back.]

Welp, Might as well check out this place some more to find out what's going on, eh? See if we were abducted by those freaky little aliens who want to do experiments on people. So where are ya on this spaceship?

[beforethemoon]

Mad scientists, actually. Who want us to riff bad books.

[All the deadpan]

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Um... [Leans in close to the camera, blinking a couple of times.]

... Sorry, what? Did I hear that right, Riff off... Bad books?

[beforethemoon]

Yes.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

... Tch... Sounds boring.

[beforethemoon]

No kidding.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Great. Just great, I hope we aren't gonna be Riffing on something like that book we had to read for school.

[beforethemoon]

No, more like... trashy vampire romance novels.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

... Ew.

[beforethemoon]

Indeed.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Can't we read something interesting at least? Like stuff blowing up or science fiction?

[beforethemoon]

I think the idea is that if it's so bad, seeing us make fun of it will be even funnier...

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Yippie. Skippie. Doo.

[beforethemoon]

My thoughts exactly...