...it's an evil carpet? I always knew throw rugs looked shifty!

Um...there miiiiiight also be one of those that looks like me running around. Except her mane is all super-straight like this! [She grabs a glass of water from offscreen and dumps it on her head.] I don't think she'd try to bite you or kick you or anything like that, but...you know, just be careful, okie-dokie?