Timmy!

[itsjustthebots]

Crow is currently hanging around Deck Two, a sandwich in one hand and a tattoo magazine in the other. Cambot watches him as an all-black and gray Crow slowly sneaks up behind him, and seems to whisper something.]

Haha, that's a cute one...

[At first, Crow is too engrossed in the magazine. Then, he notices the spectre, and glances over at it.]

Oh, hello! I'll be with you in a minute, just--

[And then he does a double take, and realizes what this thing actually is.]

OH NO! NOT TIMMY! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[And with that, Crow drops the sandwich and runs off to his room as fast as his skinny little robot legs can carry him. Cambot follows him up until the he runs into his room and slams the door behind him. Crow's dark spectre follows him slowly, until ducking down just out of the camera's view...]

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[dadandgone]

[Maes looks up when he hears yelling. His eyes widens and he turns back around to make sure HIS doppleganger is still tied to the chair. Yep, still there, which means there's more than one AND it's probably not that shape shifting creature that killed him.

Well, that answers ONE question.]

Crow. Crow! Calm down! You need to tell me what that was. Have you seen it on here before?

[itsjustthebots]

[Crow doesn't come out of his room, so Cambot just ends up filming his door while Crow answers from inside.]

That's Timmy! He's really mean!

[dadandgone]

[He really doesn't blame you for that]

Timmy. So you've seen this before? Where does he come from?

[itsjustthebots]

I...don't really know? I wished for a friend once, and he came! But then he ended up not being real friendly.

[dadandgone]

Great, so more weirdness.

That doesn't explain how the rest of us ended up with...friends too.

[You may notice that Doppleganger Maes now is gagged.]

[itsjustthebots]

I don't know where your guys' Timmys came from! I didn't wish them here!

Joel would know how to get rid of it! Oh, he's not here... Get Mike to make him go away!

[dadandgone]

Well that's good to know at least but it still begs the question of where and how they got here. Then again, I guess it's just like all the other weird things that have been happening off and on since we started showing up. I thought those creepy scarecrows were bad but this...

I guess it's worth looking into.

Do you want ME to get rid of it?

[itsjustthebots]

Oh, that's easy. He comes from the darkest nightmares of my soul!

If you wanna! I tried to fight him once but he hits hard!

[dadandgone]

That's...not exactly reassuring, Crow.

Well, it's better than others getting hurt.

[itsjustthebots]

What? You thought he came from the land of happy unicorns and fairies? Mean dark spectres don't come from there!

I guesssss so...

[dadandgone]

I didn't think THAT. I figure if that were the case Rarity would have said something.

[itsjustthebots]

...Huh, that's a good point!

[punsofiron]

...Timmy?

[That tone definitely implies recognition.]

[itsjustthebots]

[Crow doesn't notice off the bat...] Timmy will push you down if you don't watch out!

[punsofiron]

[Craaaaap that explains what's going on. God that episode gave her the creeps.]

[best_day_ever]

Oh, who's Timmy? He looks just like you except for the whole creepy aspect.

[itsjustthebots]

[Crow is still hiding in his room...]

Timmy is the guy who looks just like me except for the whole creepy aspect! He's mean and he comes from my darkest thoughts!

[best_day_ever]

That...doesn't sound good. How did he end up in a physical form?

[itsjustthebots]

Good question! Don't think I went and made any deals with the devil lately.

[best_day_ever]

Uhhh... That's promising, at least. But we're not any closer to an explanation yet.

[itsjustthebots]

Process of elimination, then! Has anyone else around here made a deal with the devil?

[best_day_ever]

I would hope not. But I'm pretty sure I can't design anything that could detect traces of something like that so we'd have to ask everybody.

[itsjustthebots]

Nah, devil-detecting technology is probably light-years away from us! We would have to do it the old-fashioned way!

[best_day_ever]

And if everyone says "No" we could check to see if an interdimensional portal has opened somewhere on the satellite!

[itsjustthebots]

Oooooh, that could do it, too! I didn't even think of that!

[best_day_ever]

Yeah, and it's pretty easy to make something that can locate one.

[itsjustthebots]

Really? You'd think that kind of thing would be really complicated!

[best_day_ever]

Nah, it's pretty simple compared to actually making a portal. Ferb and I helped Baljeet make one to Mars during summer vacation.

[itsjustthebots]

Cooool! I wanna go to Mars sometime! You know, not to live, but to visit or something. Get some of those little porcelein knick-knacks, put it on my shelf...

[best_day_ever]

The Martians may have opened a gift shop by now, who knows! The music should still be a huge attraction for their culture.

[itsjustthebots]

That'd be real helpful! Every planet needs its own gift shop.

[iamaman_punch]

[Guess who else recognizes this.]

You're kidding.

[itsjustthebots]

[From inside his room, Crow replies...]

About what? Timmy? No!