15 Love Chains

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

[Hey there, Cambot! Well, it looks like this deck of the living quarters is nice and quiet and--wait, what's this?

Time to open the door t--DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN TWIGGY'S MOD SKIRT IS MINAKO WEARING. And her hair. It's a giant afro. A GIANT. AFRO. IN THE SAME COLORS AS HER CLOTHING. And she's got a peppermint stick in her overly-frowny mouth and is talking on a green phone in Italian gibberish, with papers and drawings and figure dummies scattered about her bed (did we mention this is her bedroom? Because it is).

The fact that Cambot is frozen in place indicates that yes, she was not expecting this. At all.]

Cambot! Theeere you are!

Where's my eggnog-spiked Modigliani!!

[OH GOD SHE'S CHANNELING MIRANDA PRIESTLY AND CRUELLA DE VIL AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE HEEEEEELP.


Or participate in whatever Minako's doing. Whichever. Cambot is still scarred for life regardless. That haaaaair. Oh goooooood.]

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[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Daaaaaaaaahling! So glad to see you. What do you think? Tomas and his crew did the hair. It just like a cloud isn't it~

[All spoken in a glam model accent, no less.]

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Who are you and what have you done with Minako?

[...actually this totally is up Mina's alley, isn't it. Crap.]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

[Preeeetty much. Also how she manages to stay in character while sahing the following withou laughing is commendable.]

Who am I. I am Bifida Bofida Manhandle Hochicaloop de Bitchbarnder III, couturier. But I am better known by the name that made my fifth generation fashion house famous - Bitch.

[Dramatic pout to the camera!]

Just Bitch.