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itsjustcambot2011-12-12 11:55 am
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15 Love Chains
[Hey there, Cambot! Well, it looks like this deck of the living quarters is nice and quiet and--wait, what's this?
Time to open the door t--DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN TWIGGY'S MOD SKIRT IS MINAKO WEARING. And her hair. It's a giant afro. A GIANT. AFRO. IN THE SAME COLORS AS HER CLOTHING. And she's got a peppermint stick in her overly-frowny mouth and is talking on a green phone in Italian gibberish, with papers and drawings and figure dummies scattered about her bed (did we mention this is her bedroom? Because it is).
The fact that Cambot is frozen in place indicates that yes, she was not expecting this. At all.]
Cambot! Theeere you are!
Where's my eggnog-spiked Modigliani!!
[OH GOD SHE'S CHANNELING MIRANDA PRIESTLY AND CRUELLA DE VIL AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE HEEEEEELP.
Or participate in whatever Minako's doing. Whichever. Cambot is still scarred for life regardless.That haaaaair. Oh goooooood.]
Time to open the door t--DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN TWIGGY'S MOD SKIRT IS MINAKO WEARING. And her hair. It's a giant afro. A GIANT. AFRO. IN THE SAME COLORS AS HER CLOTHING. And she's got a peppermint stick in her overly-frowny mouth and is talking on a green phone in Italian gibberish, with papers and drawings and figure dummies scattered about her bed (did we mention this is her bedroom? Because it is).
The fact that Cambot is frozen in place indicates that yes, she was not expecting this. At all.]
Cambot! Theeere you are!
Where's my eggnog-spiked Modigliani!!
[OH GOD SHE'S CHANNELING MIRANDA PRIESTLY AND CRUELLA DE VIL AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE HEEEEEELP.
Or participate in whatever Minako's doing. Whichever. Cambot is still scarred for life regardless.
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[All spoken in a glam model accent, no less.]
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[...actually this totally is up Mina's alley, isn't it. Crap.]
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Who am I. I am Bifida Bofida Manhandle Hochicaloop de Bitchbarnder III, couturier. But I am better known by the name that made my fifth generation fashion house famous - Bitch.
[Dramatic pout to the camera!]
Just Bitch.
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W...
What are you wearing?
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[Overly dramatic huffffffffffffppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhht.]
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What's a Gooey Pay?
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I will have you know she pays in cash thank you!
[Divatastic upward nose turn and hand fanning is a go!]
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHH!! I knew it!! These bourgeoisie cannot ever understand the spirit of such a fierce culture as modelling! I shall never find the right people for my runway show~!
[Meanwhile, Cambot starts cranking out a ticker tape subtitle.
"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"]
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You and me both, Cambot...
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[Dramatic pout and pose!]
But clearly you have not heard of haute couture. The art of clothing. The ability to make art out of anything and wear it!
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Just because you can wear art doesn't mean you should...
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You are so very lucky you don't work for me because I would have fired you so badly you'd be sporting third-degree burns as you struggled to get a job in the junior apparel department at WAL-MART!!!!!!
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...Or whatever Wal-Mart is.
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[Meanwhile, Cambot puts up a subtitle.
"She's in character. I hope."]
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Supermodels don't have to make sense!! They just need to fit into size zero clothing!!
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That fashion shoulda died with the stone age, man.