[Oh no. Oh no it's Minako's Cambot. And there is Minako playing the piano--]

Hey guys!

It's pretty funny...this weekend will be six months that we all started appearing on the Satellite of Love! We've survived, which I think it pretty awesome, and we did it in style. Hell, we even beat a personification of chaos on the way!

[...Wait. She's wearing normal clothes. No sketch set. No weird art. No pregnancy tests. No Chevys This...seeming lack of skit might actually be creepier than a skit. Though there might be a small drizzle of confetti

Nice music she's playing.]

Oh, and by the by, yeah, I can totally play the piano. Weird, huh? I bet people didn't think I could. But I can! Its been years since I've played, though one of my friends played a piano, so that kinda made me interested in it again. Actually, my mommy made me stop my piano playing because I don't play normal piano songs like...Mozert or Beatover or anything and it annoyed her and my tutor. So he failed me and I got kicked out and grounded.

[She stops playing.]

But I couldn't help that those songs are boring! 'Sides, I prefer not classical music. Its less boring!

[And suddenly she bursts into another song.]

See! Waaaay more upbeat!

Anyhow! Cake and ice cream on the theatrical deck for six months! Cambot, you can start bringing more confetti down now if you want. Its a celebration!

[Ask and Minako will receive. A giant pile is dumped onto her, forcing her to stop playing.]

...

Heeeeeeey...

[There's a voice offscreen, being picked up by a random Cambot hovering around]

I always figured Ventus's heart would be ridiculous.

[The voice sounds... kind of like Sora's, but it's deeper, and there's a certain unpleasantness to it. The cambot goes to investigate, and finds the back of the head of a boy with spiky black hair]

But this isn't his heart, is it. [The boy notices something watching him, and turns to look at him, revealing the familiar face of Sora, save for the yellow eyes.]  

It's not ridiculous enough.

[He seems to consider something, then smirks unpleasantly.]