04. Just One Word

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Linkara. Cambot. Futon. You know the drill. He's picked up exactly one word from today's riffing session.]

Lovebirds.

...90s Kid, is there something you're not telling me?

Comments

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

What--NO! Dude, I barely even know her!

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Yeah, she doesn't seem like your type anyway.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Could make a comment agreeing and remarking how mean she is, but the bump on the back of his head is telling him that wouldn't be wise.]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[And here he was hoping you'd set him up for the other half of the joke here. Thanks, 90s Kid. :|]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Always here to disappoint!

...wait.]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Must be Tuesday.]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[eroded-earth.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll]

Like that would happen.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she seems like the type to have, you know, standards.

[eroded-earth.livejournal.com]

I should hope so.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Of course, you wouldn't have to have very high standards to rule out 90s Kid, but still.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] He's growing up so fast.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

I know! It seemed like just yesterday he was reading terrible comics from the 90s and enjoying them way too much.

...oh wait, that was yesterday.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Next thing you know he'll be out on his own and he'll stop crashing on our couch every other week.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think that might be a little much to hope for.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[Shrug] We can always dream. And change the locks when we get home.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

True. Though I really like that idea.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Thought you might. May be a good idea anyway.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Well, evidently I have a cell phone that makes interplanetary calls, so.

screw strikes, I'm lazy XD

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Which reminds me, we should totally see if we can order a pizza on that thing.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not?

Though I have to wonder if they can get it here before it gets cold.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Well, if not, at least we'll have made somebody's day a bit stranger. [Best prank ever?]

Or maybe we'll just order from Planet Pizza!

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

And their gas bill a lot higher. [Best prank ever.]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

...eeeeeew.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

That's about the right reaction.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

I'd hope there isn't.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you didn't really seem like his type.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

Does he even have a type?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Impractically clothed, permanently swaybacked, one shoulderpad, ridiculously huge weapons, and...[how to say "huge bazoombas" without getting killed]...anatomically exaggerated.

[He shrugs] It's 90s Kid. [Because this totally explains everything.]

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

[She shouldn't be surprised, really she shouldn't, but she can't help but facepalm anyway.]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaand that about sums it up.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

Does he have any redeeming qualities?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

Of course! He makes the rest of us look good.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

[Okay yeah, that's a slight smile. Progress!]

[yerlittlehelper.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs.] Call 'em as I see 'em.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

You may need glasses.

[yerlittlehelper.livejournal.com]

...No. You obviously saw how they were acting. What would you think if you barely knew either of them?

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

That he was making lewd jokes and she was smacking him around.