Selphie Tilmitt (
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itsjustcambot2013-04-07 01:00 pm
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Be careful what you ask for
[When everyone wakes up in the morning, they may find their closets aren't... quite as orderly as they were the day before. Things are slightly misplaced, shifted around, which would be easy enough to blame on the sudden change of direction on the SOL.]
[Until later in the day when the cambots all click on, showing the Cafeteria deck and it's new... partytime finery. Zidane is in the background, tail lashed around one of the light fixtures to hold himself up as he hangs a "streamer" made of underwear - bras, panties, boxers, and briefs all stapled together. Selphie is in the foreground, holding up something awful.]

Okay, who do these belong to? Ew.
[Zidane then chimes in from behind:]
I'll give you a hundred gil to parade around the SOL in just that for ten minutes!
[Selphie cringes.] 200 gil to keep your clothes on. Please.
Awwwww! You're supposed to encourage people to do stupid stuff, Selphie!
But what if they're Squall's?
[Until later in the day when the cambots all click on, showing the Cafeteria deck and it's new... partytime finery. Zidane is in the background, tail lashed around one of the light fixtures to hold himself up as he hangs a "streamer" made of underwear - bras, panties, boxers, and briefs all stapled together. Selphie is in the foreground, holding up something awful.]
Okay, who do these belong to? Ew.
[Zidane then chimes in from behind:]
I'll give you a hundred gil to parade around the SOL in just that for ten minutes!
[Selphie cringes.] 200 gil to keep your clothes on. Please.
Awwwww! You're supposed to encourage people to do stupid stuff, Selphie!
But what if they're Squall's?
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I don't know! Please say no.
[Flinging them at Zidane's head now. She's down for a good prank but those are hideous. And just a little gross.]
They're not, right?
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So gross...
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You know what, I don't think I want to know...
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[But then he just stares at that object for a looong time. Why does it even look like Dumbo?]
What...is that?...
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[Otherwise known as why?!]
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But...why would you put that on it?!
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... you don't know?
[But you're a boy.]
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[It's less the fact that it's a pair of underwear, and more the fact that someone would put the face of one of his friends on it...]
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I'm so not explaining it.
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Why not? It doesn't make sense!
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A-hem.
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Uh, Zidane? I think we have company...
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What, dare I ask, are you two doing?
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Every Disney guy has a pair of heart boxers.
And as he gets a look at the new decor, Riku just blinks. Why, are those black boxers with blue hearts his? Yep. Is he fessing up to it? Nope.
And he's really not going to try to guess whose is whose. He doesn't need to know.
Especially that thing.]
...That shouldn't exist.
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute! <3
Hey! You're that boy. From before.
True for Milo Thatch and Aladdin at least!
...Yeah, just not a total jerk this time.
True!
[She says it with all laughter and smiles now.]
Let's start over! I'm Selphie!
Re: True!
...My mirror self knew the mirror you. This'll sound strange, but I know a version of you, too. Back home. I kinda grew up with you.
[He still feels awkward with his boxers hanging up in the background, fluttering under an air vent.]
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[A little GF use goes a long way for getting your memories lost.]
So were you at the Garden?
[Pretty sure she remembered most people from Trabia but man what a bummer if she's forgotten someone...]
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