Be careful what you ask for

[booyaka]

[When everyone wakes up in the morning, they may find their closets aren't... quite as orderly as they were the day before. Things are slightly misplaced, shifted around, which would be easy enough to blame on the sudden change of direction on the SOL.]

[Until later in the day when the cambots all click on, showing the Cafeteria deck and it's new... partytime finery. Zidane is in the background, tail lashed around one of the light fixtures to hold himself up as he hangs a "streamer" made of underwear - bras, panties, boxers, and briefs all stapled together. Selphie is in the foreground, holding up something awful.]



Okay, who do these belong to? Ew.

[Zidane then chimes in from behind:]

I'll give you a hundred gil to parade around the SOL in just that for ten minutes!

[Selphie cringes.] 200 gil to keep your clothes on. Please.

Awwwww! You're supposed to encourage people to do stupid stuff, Selphie!

But what if they're Squall's?

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[fatedcircle]

...Selphie. Do you really think...?

[booyaka]

[Flailing. So much flailing.]

I don't know! Please say no.

[Flinging them at Zidane's head now. She's down for a good prank but those are hideous. And just a little gross.]

They're not, right?

[fatedcircle]

They aren't.

[booyaka]

Phew!

So gross...

[fatedcircle]

That would be putting it mildly.

[booyaka]

Now I'm creeped out trying to figure out who they do belong to. Ick.

[fatedcircle]

Are you sure you want to know?

[booyaka]

Nooooooooot really.

[fatedcircle]

Then don't think about it.

[thirteenth_brat]

What the...

You know what, I don't think I want to know...

[booyaka]

Me either...

[optimistickey]

[Sora is attempting to brace himself against the table, considering the sudden tilt in the ship. It's not at all easy to stay upright now.]

[But then he just stares at that object for a looong time. Why does it even look like Dumbo?]

What...is that?...

[booyaka]

It's an elephant thong. Elephant. Thong.

[Otherwise known as why?!]

[optimistickey]

[Sora still can't get over the fact that it's DUMBO on the thong.]

But...why would you put that on it?!

[booyaka]

[Poor Sora. She's so sorry. For the thong, anyway. The rest? Not so much.]

... you don't know?

[But you're a boy.]

[optimistickey]

No!

[It's less the fact that it's a pair of underwear, and more the fact that someone would put the face of one of his friends on it...]

[booyaka]

[Yeah that's creepy.]

I'm so not explaining it.

[optimistickey]

[Sora crosses his arms.]

Why not? It doesn't make sense!

[punsofiron]

[It's taken a bit of stumbling but Liz has managed to get herself over to the cafeteria and does Not Look Happy. She gives Zidane a lineface that would make Isa blush.]

A-hem.

[booyaka]

[Oh wow that is a cranky face. She could give Squall a run for his money.]

Uh, Zidane? I think we have company...

[punsofiron]

[Leaning against the wall for balance, she puts a hand on her hip and points up at a cute black bra and pair of panties that happen to be already stapled up like streamers.]

What, dare I ask, are you two doing?

[booyaka]

Decorating! Doesn't it look great?!

[punsofiron]

Dare I ask why you're decorating with underwear?!

Every Disney guy has a pair of heart boxers.

[halfdarkened]

[Riku is half-sitting on his dresser, made possible thanks to the ship's slant, and trying to fix the mess in his drawers. Not even Pinkie messes them up like this, though he had indeed thought it was the ship slant. Seems he's adjusting for the moment, though he has to consciously and continuously has to ignore the skewed horizon line.

And as he gets a look at the new decor, Riku just blinks. Why, are those black boxers with blue hearts his? Yep. Is he fessing up to it? Nope.

And he's really not going to try to guess whose is whose. He doesn't need to know.

Especially that thing.]

...That shouldn't exist.

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute! <3

[booyaka]

I know, right? Totally gro-

Hey! You're that boy. From before.

True for Milo Thatch and Aladdin at least!

[halfdarkened]

(His expression agrees)

...Yeah, just not a total jerk this time.

True!

[booyaka]

Well good! Then I don't gotta kick yer butt.

[She says it with all laughter and smiles now.]

Let's start over! I'm Selphie!

Re: True!

[halfdarkened]

...I'm Riku. [Boy it seems strange.]

...My mirror self knew the mirror you. This'll sound strange, but I know a version of you, too. Back home. I kinda grew up with you.

[He still feels awkward with his boxers hanging up in the background, fluttering under an air vent.]

[booyaka]

Hmm. You might have. I might have forgotten. Um...

[A little GF use goes a long way for getting your memories lost.]

So were you at the Garden?

[Pretty sure she remembered most people from Trabia but man what a bummer if she's forgotten someone...]

[halfdarkened]

...You mean Radiant Garden? I've visited, yeah, but how do you know about that? [Has this version of Selphie been there?]